I do regret opening Tumblr on this sad day. My dashboard is literally filled with so much hatred towards the British monarchy and a great man with a big heart and humour who loyally served his country for 7 decades... Friendly reminder that Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson are both supportive of said monarchy and the British royal family... If your hatred is based on lies and half-truths coming from the Sussex's - please show yourself out. You clearly haven't put the same effort into fact checking them and their claims than you did with Larry Stylinson...

when will harvard do a case study on the minds of larries

bad star wars oc idea: a sith who finds out that the jedi think falling to the dark side shows weakness, and gets so pissed off that they insist on returning to the light solely to prove they can

ok but if Dio ate one of Tonio’s dishes you think pearl jam would be able to fix Dio’s shitty attitude?

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

women write men with so much nuance and care and more dimension than most men in real life will ever have and men write women like they’ve never spoken to a woman in their entire life 

easy on the misandry, shawty.

what on god’s green earth did you just say to me

Halloween is only several weeks away. You know what that means! PLEDGE YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO THE SKELETON WAR. OR ELSE SKELETONS WILL BLAME US IF THEY LOSE AND PUT BONES IN ALL OF OUR SOUP. IT’S AWFUL.

one time one of my coworkers told me that she saw a preview of a show on Netflix that really struck her as something i would like and should try watching and i asked her what the title was and it was fucking Big Mouth

I think that counts as character assassination