heap of sheep

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

ive never played a video game in my life and this is so fucking funny 

twinks and bears

OMGGGGGG

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

my little cousin is 13 and is developing into a serious fan girl so I told her she should make a tumblr. she said, “uh idk, isn’t that for lesbians?” I was stunned but my gay ass couldn’t even argue.

Some lady next to me at the airport was crying hysterically, she got up, came back with McDonald’s and she stopped crying the second she started eating

@thefirstgaypridewasariot me, sadly...

If I was as sleepy at night as I am in the morning, and as awake in the morning as I am at night… I would be at least double as productive