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That’s what I like to hear.

Ego has been fed.

You best not be looking at that Quinn Fabray then.

Only you, Kit-Kat. Always only you.

Were you? I was always slightly convinced you had something for Flanagan and his potatoes. 

No way. I'm all for blonde haired, ego-maniacs.

Anytime anything involving a sack is mentioned, I’m turned off and go to thinking of Flanagan and his potatoes. See, I just don’t understand why you have to carry me. Why can’t it be the other way around? 

Good thing I wasn't trying to turn you on then, eh? Get my joke? Get it? Okay... Bad time to joke. Ahem.

Now back up there, Marley. First thing— I am not one of Flanagan’s sack of potatoes that he carries all over that stereotypical farm. This body, if lifted, will be carried like a goddess. Two, as if you could lift this like that. Don’t forget who is the muscles here. 

I... I didn't say that you were? I just wouldn't think to bridal style carry you out due to the fact there would be a fire and there isn't anything delicate about that situation. And HEY. I have muscle too, thank you very much.

Are you implying that you would carry me out heroically over your shoulder? No way, I refuse to become the damsel in distress.

Heroically would be carrying you out in the bridal position. You get thrown over my shoulder like a rucksack. 

Just remember if a fire starts, use that Ravenclaw brain to get a spell to put the flames out. And if that doesn’t work, get the dogs and run. 

More like grab you and run, the dogs will follow after us. But wait... HEY!

Hey sexy bitches

Look at you go! That's amazing, Sarah. Congrats!

So, are we actually going to do something, or just continue this uncomfortable, awkward banter?

Well--What would you want to do?

Easy there, we wouldn’t want you to pass out. We can spend the evening together, it is quite alright.

Oh--Good. Right, yes, good. Sorry. 

Does that even have to be a question? Of course I do.

I mean.. I guess it doesn't. I just thought maybe it would be a good thing to ask and all considering since we haven't seen each other in a good while and I thought you might like to be asked and I'm sorry, I can pretend I didn't ask you and--

Then perhaps you should take Ryder’s advice— who knew he was exactly good for that— and take a day off? 

I'm taking today off. I took yesterday off too. Well more like the last few hours of my shift. So... Do you want to do something?

Trust me sweetheart, we are both feeling the strain of our workloads. It’s bloody ridiculous now.

Merlin, I just want to cuddle with you and forget that I'm a Head Healer for just... One bloody day. 

Protect the Ministry’s assets? What the hell does that mean? Oh. Oh man..Marls, I’m sorry. I know it’s…it’s scary, I’m scared too, but things will okay, alright?

St. Mungos is one of their main places. They need to keep it under the Ministry's control. If it got into the wrong hands--Well who would be able to treat wounded or... It's just one big complicated, political mess. 

Hey…

Aurors I think. They say they are here to protect the Ministry's assets. No, I haven't. Haven't had the time. But their badges check out and I'm not getting any readings of them being vampires or anything so--I think I'm just paranoid of... I'm scared after Dominic.