The Chaser Lynn

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Only way you’re getting that is if you offer something up— which better not be anything. 

I'm juuuuuust kidding. C'mon babe, you know you're the only Puckerman for me.

Don’t think I can do that when I’m dating you.

Touche...still, I think I could get Puck to give me a little extra. Maybe some of those beer nuts?

Nah, I’m shittin’ you.

Don't do that to me, I don't know if I could take it!

Actually, with my brother, whether you’re his sex partner or not, free beer is all you’ll get none the less.

I think you're underestimating how much of a catch I am.

Hey sexy bitches

Seriously?!? YEAH! Oh my god, Sarah this is freaking awesome! I'll go pick it up right after practice I swear, oh my god I'm so psyched!

Man’s gotta cover his bases here. But you know— good to know.

I mean If I was I think I'd be getting more than free beer.

You son of a bitch, you answer me right now— are you fucking my brother? 

What?! No! I was just thinking that the free beer was really good...like really good.

That’s not an answer.

I plead the fifth?

Does my bro give you sex and love? Cause I like to think that tops a free drink— and answer wisely here, Lynn.

So, you've all probably noticed my absence

I dunno, I saw Puck at the bar the other day and he gave me a free drink. Beiste too. You might be losing my support.

Aurors I think. They say they are here to protect the Ministry’s assets. No, I haven’t. Haven’t had the time. But their badges check out and I’m not getting any readings of them being vampires or anything so—I think I’m just paranoid of… I’m scared after Dominic. 

Protect the Ministry's assets? What the hell does that mean? Oh. Oh man..Marls, I'm sorry. I know it's...it's scary, I'm scared too, but things will okay, alright?

Yeah, sounds like a plan to me! Be over in a bit. 

Hey...

Should I bring the puppies? I mean, they would love to see Firebolt. Just as long as he doesn’t hump Starbuck, I’ll be all good. But okay, I’ll be over in a bit and we’ll—Make dinner and… Yeah. 

Yeah, I think that'd be cool! They can dogpile each other in the corner and....Marls, are you alright? I mean stress aside you seem...well, down.

Oh Merlin—Hush you. 

Oh no, Jake's at the studio, preppin for his show. And I'm just going over potential draft picks, lots of good players this year. Oh, yeah sure, of course. Just let me finish these up and you can come right over, watch out for Firebolt though, he hasn't seen you in a while so you're bound to get tackled.