Forever Moving, Never Stopping

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

Joe Biden Lookin Fresh

"what's the matter, smooth-skin? didn't think a ghoul could become president, did ya?"

I think if a gas pump plays an ad for you while you're fueling up it should be legal to shoot the pump with a gun, igniting the gas and blowing up the station, killing everyone instantly

“drama kid” this and “band kid” that. wheres the love for us kids that did absolutely nothing in high school

i may be antisocial and unattractive 

but?

that’s all

Lmao

omg

She wrecked him instead