Fanon Fuckery

[wally is messily eating sammy's whole chocolate cake]

[sammy walks in on him]

Sammy: BETRAYED

Wally: oH SHIT

Sammy: ABANDONED

Ness: alright fuckers i beefed up. i'm ready to defend myself. no more of this 'strongest hit' bullshit on me.

Mr. Game and Watch: beep beep bap (translation: hey good for you buddy! would you mind helping me with a little thing?)

Shulk: I'M REALLY FEELING IT

Shulk 2: THIS IS THE MONADO POWER

Mr. Game and Watch: bop blip blip boop (translation: i need to beat up these two assholes.)

Shadow Six: how hungry are you

Six: not that hungry. actually feeling pretty good

Shadow Six: ok but what if i waft this steak in your general direction

Six: ...don't

Shadow Six: [waft]

Six: alright fine i'm hungry. bitch.

Ness: DEDEDE I JUST GOT HIT BY A GIANT TREE AND GOT 158% DAMAGE I NEED IMMEDIATE MEDICAL ATTENTION

King Dedede: nerd [launches gordo]

Ness: bitch [reflect]

Nightmare BB: Hahaha! Da bear warned me there'd be a fella widda flashlight sittin' here!

Nightmare BB: Guess we oughta introduce ourselves...We're da torture planners for dis eternal hell.

Nightmare BB, Jack-O-Chica, Nightmare Mangle, and Nightmarionne: Dey call us...da Fyoodals!

Michael: Is that your Halloween costume?

Nightmare BB: NO! WE'RE SERIOUS!

Jack-O-Chica: I grew hair just for this occasion. That's how serious we are.

Scrap Baby: [screaming in the distance] THAT'S NOT YOUR HAIR

Nightmarionne: And we all bought hats! Fashionable, weaponized hats!

Nightmare Mangle: [VOMITING]

Nightmarionne: That too.

Michael: So you're basing your Halloween costumes, and yes, I'm not going to stop calling them that, off of rabbit characters, and you forgot to bring the only rabbit in your group?

Jack-O-Chica: Bonnie's the Madame Br-Fyoodal. They're at home, taking my cupcake for a walk.

Michael: Shouldn't you take that role?

Jack-O-Chica: We need an actual female demographic in this group!

Michael: Is Mangle not female?

Villager: We ready?

Fox: Yep.

Ness: Uh-huh.

Ness 2: Yes

Ness: W-wait who's getting hit by this

Villager: Not me lol [cuts tree]

Fox: Not it [reflect]

Ness: Oh ok seeya ness 2 [reflect]

Ness 2: No [reflect]

it's come to my own attention that i'm an idiot who's completely misunderstood the term 'incorrect quotes' on tumblr

the main use of that term refers to real quotes from other things that have been repurposed into new context and that's not exactly what i'm doing SO

i must rebrand my whole blog

Joey: Henry. Come visit the old workshop. There's something I need to show you.

Henry: [opens door] Hey what.

Joey: What the fuck

Henry: Why is the workshop right here I was just leaving

Joey: I'm just as confused as you I was gesturing for you to leave that's my front door

Henry: Where did I come in

Joey: I don't know

Henry: What is happening

Joey: Maybe just stay here for a bit. I have Boo-Berry cereal.

Bendy: Now, I am finally in my ULTIMATE form! The true demon hiding within, unleashed! Fear me, tremble before my deep inky power!

Henry: the end

Sammy: dON'T LOOK AT ME

Henry: oh shit

Sammy: I'M DISGUSTING GET AWAY

Henry: i-what

Sammy: MY FACE IS SO HORRID

Henry: i don't think you have a face

Sammy: IT'S SO BAD

Henry: i think you're over-exaggerating

Sammy: WHY AM I SO ABHORRENT

Henry: ok honestly? i didn't want to say this but you're fucking hot. don't put yourself down like that.

Sammy: oh, thanks

Henry: no problem

Sammy: alright decapitation time

caveman: oongh grurg hunj

monkey: ha hee hwoa