#broodals

Topper: Wait, what? Why that question?! Who actually likes spiders???

Rango: But it depends on the type of spider you're going to keep as a pet because there are some spiders that can be kept as pets, given affection and-

Topper: You can't be serious, Rango.

Rango: We’ve had a few pets at various stages of our lives. But these days, we don’t have any pets at home.

Topper: Thank God we don't have any, because I wouldn't doubt for a second that the job of looking after all the critters in the house would fall to me.

Spewart: Well, there was a time when I looked after some stray cats—I mean, I didn't bring them into the house because I knew Mom wouldn't let me, so the only option left was to take care of them outside.

Rango: When I was younger, I used to keep insects and lizards as if they were my own pets—only I took care of them in secret, hiding them from everyone at home.

Hariet: Then came that DAMN DAY when that DISGUSTING LITTLE LIZARD ended up in my hair and got all TANGLED UP!

Rango: O-Oh, I... I remember that.

Hariet: And I even had to cut a section near my head that made it look like I had one side of my HAIR CUT SHORT!!

Spewart: Hehehehe...Hehehe...That day was so chaotic! I LOVE looking back on that scene to this day.

Hariet: Of course you love it; you were the one who put that lizard in my hair.

Spewart: ...Oh. Damn, I...

topper has a very. mixed. relationship with his coworkers. hes their boss Technically and he absolutely hates his personal life crossing over into his work life. hes your boss, not your friend, fuck off and stop asking him shit. toppers standoffish and a. dick. he has a temper and it can strain his relationship with the others because he acts on that temper more often than not, dude is yelling 24/7. hard to be friends with that. even if he does like them. theyre endearing to him and it warms his cold dead heart just a tad. he feels weirdly. paternal. over hariet and arty. theyre a similar age to his kid and he gets soft over it in his mushy old age. likes calling them kid and affectionate little pet names. his work children. he tries not to be harsh on them. he just. kinda sucks. rangos his best/only friend and fuckbuddy and they have a pretty good relationship. duh. kinda have to. rangos been working there longer than the others so theyve had a lot of time to bond over drinks and. each other. topper doesnt have the best relationship with the others. mostly his fault. he kinda sucks. but it doesnt bother him. hes too old to be friends.

rango really likes all his coworkers. duh. dude really likes literally anyone. friendmaxxing. he has a good relationship with all of them, dude could have a good relationship with a brick wall. rango my beloved. he gets along well with all of them, dude has no real issues with his coworkers. he balances out how evil and cynical topper is by being pure of heart and positive. most of the time. they get on each others nerves sometimes but ehhhh theyre coworkers and fuckbuddies whatre you gonna do. rango really likes hariet and arty, theyre newbies so hes soft on them. rangos soft on fuckin everybody he doesnt have a harsh bone in his body. hes a yapperrrrrr so he gets along well with hariet, they'll spend most of their shifts gabbing about literally anything. me, 23, and my favourite coworker, middle aged grown ass man. he mostly just yaps At arty and arty hums along. rango doesnt mind. he could converse with thin air. arty is no trouble. he likes arty. feels a lil bad for him. but he considers all his coworkers friends. a sweet wholesome guy.

arty has a weird relationship with the others. he doesnt mind them. he likes them. most of the time. he thinks toppers tolerable, he thinks rangos kind, and he thinks hariets sweet. however he also thinks they all hate his guts. hes the only person who's ever yelled back at topper. that guy definitely hates him in artys mind. he never Really answers hariets endless questions because artys fiercely private and a tad paranoid about his past coming to light. by default he assumes people dont like him. probably because most people. dont like him. think hes a tad unsettling to be around. he doesnt talk to topper much, kinda just does what he says without saying much. they are. awkward. he likes rango, rangos chill with him and doesnt judge him for being a tad antisocial and a bit of a weirdo. he doesnt feel as anxious around him. hariets very chatty and arty is Not, he likes her, thinks shes sweet, but she asks a lot of questions he doesnt like to think about the answers to. artys Tired. his jobs a job. his coworkers arent his friends. and hes fine with that. doesnt care.

hariet really Wants a good relationship with the others. she wants to be close with her coworkers, wants to be friends, to have them like her. shes kiiiiiiinda lonely. but shes a 23 year old woman in a workplace of largely older men. its kinda a boys club. fuck off with that 'you wouldnt like it there, sweetheart' shit when she asks to go to the bar with them after work. shes not a kid, dont treat her like one. it feels kinda condescending. topper intrigues her. mysterious crusty dusty musty old man. tell her all your secrets mysterious crusty dusty musty old man. but he can upset her when he yells, acts like the crusty man he is. rangos her bestie though, she loves yapping at him and he loves telling her everything she wants to know about literally anything. yappers unite. she and arty are kinda awkward. they both think the other doesnt like him. she gets awkward and yaps too much and asks questions and he gets awkward and doesnt say anything. she wants to be friends with everyone soooo bad.

BEFORE YOU ASK yes i will talk about all of their individual relationships with each other in more detail yadda yadda its in my inbox ill get to it.

how it feels to post broodals hcs. how it feels to post in the broodals tag where there is an established niche for each character. inserting my fat chud old men in the lineup. one of these things is not like the other.

thank you for your question i hope you enjoyed the slop and i hope the creepy 30 year old man in my discord dms chomping at the bit to talk about how hot he finds hariet broodal is IS ASHAMED OF HIMSELF. and also. not fucking reading this bro if i catch you ill fucking lamp you. hope ya liked!

He can use his wheelchair if he’s too sick and lots of purple vomit come too much. He sometimes passes out.

its hot as balls here in the uk and im sweating my dick off so might as well yap about some characters enjoying the beach. personally i hate the beach. hate it. theres too many textures and too many people. however im currently trying to plan a beach trip with my friends because i like them more than i like hating. most of the time. anyway.

topper absolutely fucking haaaaates the beach. burns like a wildfire hes so goddamn pale. he hates everything about the beach. the sand is too grainy, everything is too hot, theres too many people and theyre all annoying, hes sweaty, dude is grumbling the whole time about how everybody heres a fuckin jagoff and goin to the beach is a fuckin waste of time. bro is addicted to hating. can you have fun for once in your life. he camps out under a beach umbrella with the most massive sunglasses only a gay man would own and actively use, and he definitely reads autobiographical self help books. hes an old gay dude. duh. locked in on the GuRu. wears stupid green mini shorts. i hate him. do you hate him. you should. buzzzzzzzkillllll. dude has to be DRAGGED out from his office to the great outdoors. always gets the most egregious sunburn. always. maybe put some more sunscreen on you clown.

rango is a great enjoyer of the beach. dudes in his mid thirties and has the zoomies like hes 3. chomping at the bit to race up and down the beach. mama you have a mortgage. wearing the longest swimming trunks youve ever seen and yet no shirt. a dichotomy of modesty. this is a man that lives to be outdoors he is traipsing around the sand dunes and splish splashing in the water like the joyous whimsical being he is. you are never too old for FUN. he loves going to the beach, he is sunmaxxing. never burns, only gets the prettiest tan and his freckles come out more. topper fucking hates this guy. he collects shells whenever he goes, pockets full of them. he brings them back for his mama because she likes to display them on her windowsills. soup thats weirdly specific. ehhhhh. i do what i want. he loves the beach, hes got a cooler full of beer, 20 year old flip flops, one towel, and a dream. best day ever. will buy himself a comically cartoonish ice cream cone.

arty is not a beach fan. its too hot. panting like a dog under the umbrella. he avoids the beach at all costs, he feels so Perceived there. hoodie on, hood up, sweating his balls off but arty doesnt wear tshirts. he tends to keep to himself there, dude feels soooo much more vulnerable there than anywhere else. its awkward. uncomfortable. too many people and too many sensations. hhhhhhh sand. the evil sand. arty doesnt fuck with it. he also. cba with allat. going to the beach is a lot of effort and artys not interested in cleaning sand out of his car for 12 years after. he prefers to just avoid it. were any of you ever the antisocial child that got shouted at to be more social and wear something appropriate instead of a hoodie and full length trousers. arty was. not good memories. hed prefer not to make any more. very uncomfortable every second hes there. he likes looking at all the dogs on the beach.

hariets a beach girly. this is her moment. mamacita puts on her tiniest triangle bikini, full beat, cuntiest sunglasses, and spends 45 minutes trying to drape her sarong in the most aesthetically pleasing way possible. look out chicks, here comes hariet. tanning oil on, massive sunnies, a chic sunhat, she looks CUNT and she came to SERVE. takes many photos of herself, brings a book for largely aesthetic purposes, scrolls on reels whilst tanning instead. like a real baller. a REEL baller. haha. 400 canned margaritas. takes many aesthetic bikini photos in the shallows and on the tide pool rocks. will not get wet above the knee thatd ruin it. hariet prepares to go to the beach like shes getting ready to walk for mugler. 500 cans of setting spray. full beat even though her sunnies cover half her face. shes here to look hot. until she sees a beach volleyball game and then shes out for blood to win. do not fuck with this woman.