#broodals

6TEEN MENTION WE GOT A 6TEEN MENTION IN THE CHAT GUYS-

Topper: Wait, what? Why that question?! Who actually likes spiders???

Rango: But it depends on the type of spider you're going to keep as a pet because there are some spiders that can be kept as pets, given affection and-

Topper: You can't be serious, Rango.

Rango: We’ve had a few pets at various stages of our lives. But these days, we don’t have any pets at home.

Topper: Thank God we don't have any, because I wouldn't doubt for a second that the job of looking after all the critters in the house would fall to me.

Spewart: Well, there was a time when I looked after some stray cats—I mean, I didn't bring them into the house because I knew Mom wouldn't let me, so the only option left was to take care of them outside.

Rango: When I was younger, I used to keep insects and lizards as if they were my own pets—only I took care of them in secret, hiding them from everyone at home.

Hariet: Then came that DAMN DAY when that DISGUSTING LITTLE LIZARD ended up in my hair and got all TANGLED UP!

Rango: O-Oh, I... I remember that.

Hariet: And I even had to cut a section near my head that made it look like I had one side of my HAIR CUT SHORT!!

Spewart: Hehehehe...Hehehe...That day was so chaotic! I LOVE looking back on that scene to this day.

Hariet: Of course you love it; you were the one who put that lizard in my hair.

Spewart: ...Oh. Damn, I...

topper has a very. mixed. relationship with his coworkers. hes their boss Technically and he absolutely hates his personal life crossing over into his work life. hes your boss, not your friend, fuck off and stop asking him shit. toppers standoffish and a. dick. he has a temper and it can strain his relationship with the others because he acts on that temper more often than not, dude is yelling 24/7. hard to be friends with that. even if he does like them. theyre endearing to him and it warms his cold dead heart just a tad. he feels weirdly. paternal. over hariet and arty. theyre a similar age to his kid and he gets soft over it in his mushy old age. likes calling them kid and affectionate little pet names. his work children. he tries not to be harsh on them. he just. kinda sucks. rangos his best/only friend and fuckbuddy and they have a pretty good relationship. duh. kinda have to. rangos been working there longer than the others so theyve had a lot of time to bond over drinks and. each other. topper doesnt have the best relationship with the others. mostly his fault. he kinda sucks. but it doesnt bother him. hes too old to be friends.

rango really likes all his coworkers. duh. dude really likes literally anyone. friendmaxxing. he has a good relationship with all of them, dude could have a good relationship with a brick wall. rango my beloved. he gets along well with all of them, dude has no real issues with his coworkers. he balances out how evil and cynical topper is by being pure of heart and positive. most of the time. they get on each others nerves sometimes but ehhhh theyre coworkers and fuckbuddies whatre you gonna do. rango really likes hariet and arty, theyre newbies so hes soft on them. rangos soft on fuckin everybody he doesnt have a harsh bone in his body. hes a yapperrrrrr so he gets along well with hariet, they'll spend most of their shifts gabbing about literally anything. me, 23, and my favourite coworker, middle aged grown ass man. he mostly just yaps At arty and arty hums along. rango doesnt mind. he could converse with thin air. arty is no trouble. he likes arty. feels a lil bad for him. but he considers all his coworkers friends. a sweet wholesome guy.

arty has a weird relationship with the others. he doesnt mind them. he likes them. most of the time. he thinks toppers tolerable, he thinks rangos kind, and he thinks hariets sweet. however he also thinks they all hate his guts. hes the only person who's ever yelled back at topper. that guy definitely hates him in artys mind. he never Really answers hariets endless questions because artys fiercely private and a tad paranoid about his past coming to light. by default he assumes people dont like him. probably because most people. dont like him. think hes a tad unsettling to be around. he doesnt talk to topper much, kinda just does what he says without saying much. they are. awkward. he likes rango, rangos chill with him and doesnt judge him for being a tad antisocial and a bit of a weirdo. he doesnt feel as anxious around him. hariets very chatty and arty is Not, he likes her, thinks shes sweet, but she asks a lot of questions he doesnt like to think about the answers to. artys Tired. his jobs a job. his coworkers arent his friends. and hes fine with that. doesnt care.

hariet really Wants a good relationship with the others. she wants to be close with her coworkers, wants to be friends, to have them like her. shes kiiiiiiinda lonely. but shes a 23 year old woman in a workplace of largely older men. its kinda a boys club. fuck off with that 'you wouldnt like it there, sweetheart' shit when she asks to go to the bar with them after work. shes not a kid, dont treat her like one. it feels kinda condescending. topper intrigues her. mysterious crusty dusty musty old man. tell her all your secrets mysterious crusty dusty musty old man. but he can upset her when he yells, acts like the crusty man he is. rangos her bestie though, she loves yapping at him and he loves telling her everything she wants to know about literally anything. yappers unite. she and arty are kinda awkward. they both think the other doesnt like him. she gets awkward and yaps too much and asks questions and he gets awkward and doesnt say anything. she wants to be friends with everyone soooo bad.

BEFORE YOU ASK yes i will talk about all of their individual relationships with each other in more detail yadda yadda its in my inbox ill get to it.

how it feels to post broodals hcs. how it feels to post in the broodals tag where there is an established niche for each character. inserting my fat chud old men in the lineup. one of these things is not like the other.

thank you for your question i hope you enjoyed the slop and i hope the creepy 30 year old man in my discord dms chomping at the bit to talk about how hot he finds hariet broodal is IS ASHAMED OF HIMSELF. and also. not fucking reading this bro if i catch you ill fucking lamp you. hope ya liked!

He can use his wheelchair if he’s too sick and lots of purple vomit come too much. He sometimes passes out.