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Some of you have never married a girl you thought you didn't love to protect her reputation then realized you were actually always madly in love with her but she had run off to Paris with your best friend who was also in love with her and your dad didn't let you go to Paris because your little sister had run off to bring back from the dead her ghost boyfriend with the help of a crazy-looking immortal purple-eyed man and it shows.

born to be an idgafer forced to be a yearner

not to alarm anyone but there is a fictional man loose in my brain. keep an eye out.

I don't care if the Crows spin-off is just the six of them acting it out in Freddy's living room while Freddy's wife films it on a phone, I'm willing to pay real money for the footage.

working in an office is just like being in a horse movie except the horse is a printer. im the only one in the office who can make it work and its because the printer and i have a special bond. its a wild and untamable spirit and we are going to win the big race

My headcanon about Adam's mysterious government job is that he goes around fixing supernatural messes. Doing cover-ups, gaslighting members of the public, finding confused, dangerous dreamers and giving them Ronan's number