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You know about any weird cannibals?

Just don't let him cook anything for you, there's a small chance might be roasted dwarf or long pig

You know about any weird cannibals?

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Oh yeah there’s multiple cats that die using the bathroom. Including, spoilers for the newest book, one of the former MAIN CHARACTERS dies from GOING TO THE BATHROOM, CUTTING HIS PAW AND GETTING AN INFECTION

bathroom deaths are how warrior cats get rid of you when you're old and they're done with you.

there's also a naked immortal-ish old man ghost

Oh yeah there’s multiple cats that die using the bathroom. Including, spoilers for the newest book, one of the former MAIN CHARACTERS dies from GOING TO THE BATHROOM, CUTTING HIS PAW AND GETTING AN INFECTION

bathroom deaths are how warrior cats get rid of you when you're old and they're done with you.

Here's my list of warrior cat names (trying not to do any repeats.) Tell me which one you think I made up:

I don't know if there are any anymore.

Are you going to read the warrior cats books? You can probably get them if you have a library card and Libby.

Here's my list of warrior cat names (trying not to do any repeats.) Tell me which one you think I made up:

The core idea is simple: Four clans of cats live in the forest, fight over territory with the other clans. Follow their clan cat rules. Give each other silly names. They worship their cat ancestors, and their leaders get nine lives from spirit ghost ancestors when promoted. It starts getting really confusing when we're told there's a fifth clan actually, there's a tribe of cats in the mountains the clan cats are descendants of, there's not just cat heaven where their ancestors live there's cat hell where the evil cats go and they can just pull cats to hell with them in their dreams and hurt and kill them in said dreams, both hell and heaven ghost cats can die, some cats have superpowers, time travel happens, a feminist group of cats shows up and it's actually cruel for them not to kick their sons out of the home at fourteen because they can talk to the fucking earth, you can choose not to die actually, ghost possession happens and you can't be a doctor if you can't speak to ghosts.

More than one character, as a child (or, kit) gets forcibly given a new mean, humiliating name the entire cat clan is forced to use (though one gets changed back later.)

Reblogging just to correct the record-- it's actually "Crookedjaw" who fell of a cliff.

Not only did he fall of a cliff -- he fell into the river, almost drowned, and an evil ghost from cat hell saved him.

My favorite death in the series now and will forever be when like, the next chapter after Firestar noticed one of the kits in his clan was death and told he mother "yo he gunna die" and she was like, "no look I'm teaching him sign,"-- a bird flew down anc snatched him up.

snowkit was the most bullshit thing to happen lmao. as if he couldn't have been a medicine cat or some shit. there are like 7 billion AUs where he survived or became snowtuft in the dark forest and stuff, if you feel like rabbit-holing

No wonder Jayfeather was born full of piss and vinegar. He knew he was in the abelist cat book.

Also as most vets say, cats are born with extra limbs. Though I suppose if Cinderpelt's spine was cracked with the leg, that's why she couldn't fight anymore. But that was never mentioned and being a tripod is barely an inconvenience to cats irl sooo hmmmmm

Not as an expert, but as someone to adopts seniors, cats are shockingly resilient beasts.

The core idea is simple: Four clans of cats live in the forest, fight over territory with the other clans. Follow their clan cat rules. Give each other silly names. They worship their cat ancestors, and their leaders get nine lives from spirit ghost ancestors when promoted. It starts getting really confusing when we're told there's a fifth clan actually, there's a tribe of cats in the mountains the clan cats are descendants of, there's not just cat heaven where their ancestors live there's cat hell where the evil cats go and they can just pull cats to hell with them in their dreams and hurt and kill them in said dreams, both hell and heaven ghost cats can die, some cats have superpowers, time travel happens, a feminist group of cats shows up and it's actually cruel for them not to kick their sons out of the home at fourteen because they can talk to the fucking earth, you can choose not to die actually, ghost possession happens and you can't be a doctor if you can't speak to ghosts.

More than one character, as a child (or, kit) gets forcibly given a new mean, humiliating name the entire cat clan is forced to use (though one gets changed back later.)

Reblogging just to correct the record-- it's actually "Crookedjaw" who fell of a cliff.

Not only did he fall of a cliff -- he fell into the river, almost drowned, and an evil ghost from cat hell saved him.

My favorite death in the series now and will forever be when like, the next chapter after Firestar noticed one of the kits in his clan was death and told he mother "yo he gunna die" and she was like, "no look I'm teaching him sign,"-- a bird flew down anc snatched him up.

snowkit was the most bullshit thing to happen lmao. as if he couldn't have been a medicine cat or some shit. there are like 7 billion AUs where he survived or became snowtuft in the dark forest and stuff, if you feel like rabbit-holing

No wonder Jayfeather was born full of piss and vinegar. He knew he was in the abelist cat book.

Also as most vets say, cats are born with extra limbs. Though I suppose if Cinderpelt's spine was cracked with the leg, that's why she couldn't fight anymore. But that was never mentioned and being a tripod is barely an inconvenience to cats irl sooo hmmmmm

The core idea is simple: Four clans of cats live in the forest, fight over territory with the other clans. Follow their clan cat rules. Give each other silly names. They worship their cat ancestors, and their leaders get nine lives from spirit ghost ancestors when promoted. It starts getting really confusing when we're told there's a fifth clan actually, there's a tribe of cats in the mountains the clan cats are descendants of, there's not just cat heaven where their ancestors live there's cat hell where the evil cats go and they can just pull cats to hell with them in their dreams and hurt and kill them in said dreams, both hell and heaven ghost cats can die, some cats have superpowers, time travel happens, a feminist group of cats shows up and it's actually cruel for them not to kick their sons out of the home at fourteen because they can talk to the fucking earth, you can choose not to die actually, ghost possession happens and you can't be a doctor if you can't speak to ghosts.

More than one character, as a child (or, kit) gets forcibly given a new mean, humiliating name the entire cat clan is forced to use (though one gets changed back later.)

Reblogging just to correct the record-- it's actually "Crookedjaw" who fell of a cliff.

Not only did he fall of a cliff -- he fell into the river, almost drowned, and an evil ghost from cat hell saved him.

My favorite death in the series now and will forever be when like, the next chapter after Firestar noticed one of the kits in his clan was death and told he mother "yo he gunna die" and she was like, "no look I'm teaching him sign,"-- a bird flew down anc snatched him up.

snowkit was the most bullshit thing to happen lmao. as if he couldn't have been a medicine cat or some shit. there are like 7 billion AUs where he survived or became snowtuft in the dark forest and stuff, if you feel like rabbit-holing

The core idea is simple: Four clans of cats live in the forest, fight over territory with the other clans. Follow their clan cat rules. Give each other silly names. They worship their cat ancestors, and their leaders get nine lives from spirit ghost ancestors when promoted. It starts getting really confusing when we're told there's a fifth clan actually, there's a tribe of cats in the mountains the clan cats are descendants of, there's not just cat heaven where their ancestors live there's cat hell where the evil cats go and they can just pull cats to hell with them in their dreams and hurt and kill them in said dreams, both hell and heaven ghost cats can die, some cats have superpowers, time travel happens, a feminist group of cats shows up and it's actually cruel for them not to kick their sons out of the home at fourteen because they can talk to the fucking earth, you can choose not to die actually, ghost possession happens and you can't be a doctor if you can't speak to ghosts.

More than one character, as a child (or, kit) gets forcibly given a new mean, humiliating name the entire cat clan is forced to use (though one gets changed back later.)

Reblogging just to correct the record-- it's actually "Crookedjaw" who fell of a cliff.

Not only did he fall of a cliff -- he fell into the river, almost drowned, and an evil ghost from cat hell saved him.

The core idea is simple: Four clans of cats live in the forest, fight over territory with the other clans. Follow their clan cat rules. Give each other silly names. They worship their cat ancestors, and their leaders get nine lives from spirit ghost ancestors when promoted. It starts getting really confusing when we're told there's a fifth clan actually, there's a tribe of cats in the mountains the clan cats are descendants of, there's not just cat heaven where their ancestors live there's cat hell where the evil cats go and they can just pull cats to hell with them in their dreams and hurt and kill them in said dreams, both hell and heaven ghost cats can die, some cats have superpowers, time travel happens, a feminist group of cats shows up and it's actually cruel for them not to kick their sons out of the home at fourteen because they can talk to the fucking earth, you can choose not to die actually, ghost possession happens and you can't be a doctor if you can't speak to ghosts.

you know where to find my cat-hell channel. anyway here's a vid that sums up the stories of like 40+ books hope it helps