Mod Haze's (@hazyaltcare) Alterhuman Shrine

#2dl tl - (source: Psych) AKA the "two detective lassiters" kin tl. I was Shawn Spencer in this timeline. There was not literally 2 detective lassiters, lol. One of my first memories just happened to be seeing detective lassiter doubled due to being inebriated. In this timeline I think I had a little bit of a drinking problem. I also loved my motorcycle, but that's canon compliant. Despite the darkness I mentioned, I don't think this timeline was that bad, haha. I was also poly with Burton Guster and Juliet O'Hara in this timeline. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: 🎮Greyson

#bulletproof tl - (source: Homestuck) A mixed swap AU kin tl. I was Dave Vantas in this tl, and I was still human. I was also Gamzee Peixes, but I will get to that later. The other humans were Rose Serket, John Makara and I think Jade Captor (if I remember correctly.) I was a huge fuckboy and I think I might've been kismesii with Tavros Stridr at some point. I was also a trans man who had internalized a lot of toxic masculinity, because it was the only way to elevate myself to Bro's standards of masculinity and be seen as a man in his eyes. It took a lot to unlearn it and tbh, I don't know if I ever fully did. Anyway, we don't know for sure who has this kintype now as the person who once had it shattered. But we still try to honor this timeline and experience. The Gamzee Peixies kin in-system believes themselves to have originated from this timeline, although we don't know for sure. They don't remember much from the timeline, but they remember being kind and that they felt very feminine-- possibly transfem. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: [UNKNOWN], 🐛Gamzee

#catfish rp tl - (source: Homestuck) a kin tl where I was Meenah Peixes. My memories are of the dreambubbles. I was moirails with (a likely doomed version of) davepetasprite and was either matesprits or kismesii with Cronus, but he cheated on me. I also struggled with an ED and heavy body dysmorphia in this timeline. This is another one of those kintypes that the old host had before he shattered and we don't know who has the timeline now. Still, we try to honor it. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: [unknown]

#dusky veil tl - (source: Homestuck) a kin(?) timeline where I remember being Gamzee Makara. Our shattered host held this kintype and we aren't sure who has it now, but it might be 🐛Gamzee based on the fact that he has occassionally gotten confusing memories regarding it, even when the old host was still around. Our memories of this timeline mostly center Gamzee's time in the veil. He also had a bit of an obsessive crush on Sollux. We think things were relatively canon compliant. We remember Feferi was partially bioluminescent in this timeline. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: MAYBE 🐛Gamzee

#endless scratches tl - (source: Homestuck) A kin tl where I was Rose Lalonde. We played SBURB, but it devolved into a corrupted session that was repeatedly scratched. The core of our identities were diminished and twisted into something darker, thanks to a davepetabornsprite who godtiered in a glitchy way as davepetaborn, the "Lord and Rogue and Knight of Time and Space" MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: ☀️Sol

#eternal front tl - (source: Steven Universe) A kin timeline where I was Sapphire. I was not together with Ruby in this timeline as we had some sort of argument at some point that broke us up. I remember our fights with Homeworld being more vicious than in canon, and spending a lot of time as Alexandrite to compensate. I even vaguely remember a monstrous fusion of Yellow Diamond with multiple Jaspers. I was also close friends with (and possibly poly with) Lapis and Pearl, and we formed Labradorite (our fusion) more than once. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: ☀️Sol

#drag nights tl - (source: Homestuck) A no-game AU kin timeline where I was Bro Strider. I was a trans man, a sex worker, a drummer and a drag queen. I was also Dave's father. I vaguely remember giving birth to him. I was also in an unhealthy romantic relationship with Dad Egbert, who helped manage my image. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: 🫁Rob

#haze tl - (source: loosely German mythology) An otherkin tl. In this timeline I was a doppelgänger who was originally a human child. As a child I got lost in the black forest, died(?) and was turned into a doppelgänger; an evil spirit and minor demon who torments humans. I think I was turned during early medieval times as I remember speaking some mixture of German and Latin. I was seen as a prophet for our patron deity, The Haze, who was seen as god (gender neutral), our native dimension, and the culmination of doppelgängerkind as a whole. Eventually, I regained my human memories with the help of a nonbinary witch and I escaped this fate (long story) MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: 🪳Maker

#killing aura tl (source: Homestuck) - A humanstuck swapped tl. We have a system member here who is a Rose Megido fictive and one who is a Bro Makara fictive and they are both from that timeline. There's also a Gamzee Lalonde kin (or possibly fictive) around, but we don't know where they ended up because we haven't found them since the last person who had that kintype shattered. This timeline had heavy cult and occult themes, as well as involving worship of the cherubs. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: 📍Rose, 🥤Kalvin, [UNKNOWN]

#metal alternian tl - (source: Homestuck) A kin timeline in which I was Brobot. In this timeline, I remember I loathed Dirk because I was originally an Alternian drone, but he dug me up and modified me to look like him. I had sentience, but wasn't in control of my own programming until Hal's hacking (which he did to mess with me, as he realized my sentience) finally led to my freedom. Another interesting thing about this timeline is that I absolutely adored animals. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: 🫁Rob

#monitor beep tl (source: Rick and Morty) - A kin timeline of being Jerry Smith. I was a proud father (with a probably canon compliant troubled marriage) and ended up in a Cronenberg'd universe, but I was saved later on by a visiting Rick. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: 🎮Greyson

#papermache tl - (source: Homestuck) A mafiastuck and humanstuck kin (and fuzztive) tl where I was both the Handmaid and Damara Megido as one person. In my youth I acted more as Damara, but grew up to act more as the Handmaid. My actual name was Damara Scratch. I ran the Felt mafia for a while, but was brainwashed by a rival mob and lost that notoriety. A lot more than just that happened, though. Another system member here is a Bro Strider fuzztive who is somewhat from the timeline, but his connection to the timeline is actually extremely complex. Bro in this timeline was an undocumented Japanese immigrant and a drug dealer for a rival criminal organization known as the "Boss' Business." It is called the Papermache tl due to a shared memory with one of my canonmates. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: 🧨Tate, ➗️Gaiya

#revoltstuck tl - (source: Homestuck) A noncanon session of 12 troll players of sgrub who were mostly revolutionaries vs 12 other Alternian troll players who were mostly on the side of the Alternian Imperial regime. In this timeline I was a violetblood who fled home to avoid sacrifice to an oceanic god. I wasn't a great person at first, but i redeemed myself in death. I also have further memories of this timeline that take place in the dreambubbles. I was also a Witch of Light. This was originally a kin timeline, but when the old host shattered, it caused a kinform of this individual to form. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: AC: Merusi (and TT: Miyurn, but he is a thoughtform and technically doesn't share the timeline)

#roman hell tl - (source: Supernatural) A timeline in which we are a Sam Winchester kin/fuzztive and a Crowley fictive of. It's unknown if Crowley is purely neurotraumagenic or if he is truly Sam's canonmate. In any case, they may as well be. In this timeline, Sam often spent time possessed by Crowley, who had a twisted fondness for him. Crowley also made a deal with the Roman god Mars that helped him take over as the King of Hell. The one caveat was that he had to share that power with Mars, who was interested in trying to make Sam his (unwilling) disciple. 🤝Samuel🤝 thinks Crowley found his own way to double cross Mars in the end, but the memory is hazy. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: 🤝Samuel🤝, 📝Crowley

#sburb tl - (source: Homestuck) Pretty canon compliant Dave Strider kin tl. Some specific things remembered about this timeline is that he was an early riser (to avoid his Bro, i think) and I'm pretty sure he was a trans man and/or transmasc. The abuse from Bro could get a bit extreme, and that may not be as canon compliant. The Bro from this tl is also in our system as a fictive, and he remembers being homoflexible, being active in kink communities (will not go into further detail without age restricting this post) and having a close relationship with Mom Lalonde who he used to be high school sweethearts with. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: 🎮Greyson, 🌇Bro

#shutout swirls tl - (source: Homestuck) This was a kidswap tl where literally all the Strilondes were trans. We even did a huge clothing swap, it was beautiful. I was a trans woman Dirk Lalonde (Roxy-swapped) in this timeline. I chose the name Dixie, which at the time I don't think I knew that was horribly problematic. One of the interesting things about this timeline was that I was the only alpha kid to actually be an alpha kid. My sessionmates were Rose, John and Jade until we finally met up with the beta session (which was Dave, Roxy, Jake and Jane). I think John messed up when he put the babies on the meteor or something. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: ☀️Sol

#tf timeline (source: Homestuck) - aka the "troll-fusion" tl. It was a timeline that uniquely melded human and troll culture, and Dirk was part of organized crime in it. The system member who uses this tag is kin and was Dirk Strider in this timeline as well as part-yellowblood/part-human. He was also close with his sister, Vriska. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: 🫁Rob

#vr tl - (source: Homestuck) A no-game, humanstuck kin tl where I was Roxy Lalonde. In this timeline I was a Twitch streamer and good friends with the other younger Strilondes. Later on in this timeline I got purposely imprisoned in a VR world by Hal (long story). MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: ☀️Sol

#wartorn tl - (source: Homestuck) An extremely canon divergent timeline that was apocalypsestuck, falloutstuck-esque, a swap AU and technically a humanstuck AU, but humans could gain troll-like features through mutations. We were Dave Pyrope in this timeline, an unrealized DID system and autistic with either medium or high support needs. We also have a faitive of the Bro "Redglare" Pyrope from this timeline. Dave was a bit of a hopeless romantic, and Bro was a hardass and a politician. The apocalypse/fallout in this timeline that I mentioned was caused by a modern American civil war. Dave was close with Karkat Nitram, Rose Zahhak and Jade Leijon in this timeline. Mom Zahhak was his mother and Bro's ex-wife. Meulin Lalonde was Dave's aunt on Bro's side, I think. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: 👽Dov, 🗨Davie, 🌧Deejay, 🛡Davyd, 🪳Maker, 🐲Terezi, 🛹Latula <- (all previous were Dave Pyrope and all but one shared a system in that tl), ⚔️BRG

#yanderestuck tl - (source: Homestuck) A kin timeline loosely based on sgt-spank's NSFW Yanderestuck AU. I was Roxy Lalonde in this timeline, and was forced to help my mother, Alpha Rose, with her murders and human sacrifices. I got caught up in a lot of dark shit, including getting together with Hal Strider, him cheating on me and dumping me, and then me stalking him. That's also just the tip of the iceberg! MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: ☀️Sol

Timeline tags we WOULD LIKE to use but haven't really started using yet:

#brutal ram tl - (source: Homestuck) An Aradia Megido kin tl. We were a trans man, and at one point-- we don't remember why-- we were forced to marry Gamzee. We know the Dirk of this tl had something to do with it, but don't know exactly what. We also had a lot of transmed rhetoric stuck in our head in that tl that I wish we would've unlearned (unsure if we did, but from what we do remember it's not looking great.) I remember there being a nonbinary Feferi and John in that tl that we didn't get along with because their acceptance of their bodies and only socially transitioing was triggering to us and our dysphoria. I regret our mindset in that tl a lot. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: ☀️Sol

#domestic dysfunction tl - A fictive timeline that our 3 Shameless fictives share. In this timeline, Frank never really left his "Francis" phase and rededicated himself to being a good father. He never really convinced any of his kids, but he convinced Fiona and Debbie enough that at the very least they were at his deathbed when he died, unlike in canon when he died alone. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: 🥧Fiona, 👩‍🔧Debbie and 👼Francis

#evil phoenix tl - (source: Rick and Morty) A Rick Sanchez kin tl for one who perfected the Phoenix program. Before it was perfected though, I was stuck as Tiny Rick. The ridicule I endured in this form at the Citadel caused me to embrace the visage and use it to my advantage. I was not a good person by any means and did many evil things; one of which was manipulating Mortys into making me a cult of personality. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: 🫁Rob

#infinite ladders tl - (source: Doki Doki Literature Club) A kin timeline in which I was Yuri. I remember caring deeply about Monika and wanting to bring her back from the brink of insanity that her realization had led her to, but being unable to reach her. "Ladders" is in this timeline name because I remember the symbolism of ladders and staircases being important. Whenever I kinshift as Yuri I feel calm, sadness and also dread. Most of all, I think, I wind up missing the others. I think I was also WLW, but i'm not sure. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: ☀️Sol

#kiss kiss tl - (source: Ouran High School Host Club) A Haruhi Fujioka kin tl that might also be shared with our Hikaru and Kaoru fictives. In this timeline, Haruhi was a trans man. At one point he had a crush on Nekozawa, who turned him down. Despite this, Haruhi remembers staying pretty good friends with him. We don't remember much more than that other than Haruhi being treated poorly for being poor by other members of the host club. I'm not sure if it was intentional, though. I'm not sure if they accepted Haruhi as trans either. The good news is that i'm leaning towards the classism not being intentional, and I'm also leaning towards them actually being accepting of Haruhi being trans, from what I remember. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: ☀️Sol, MAYBE 💙Hikaru and 🧡Kaoru

#los pollos king tl (source: Breaking Bad) - A timeline that our Jesse Pinkman fictive had. His canon was heavily based off of a fanfic that will remain unnamed for now for comfort reasons. His canon diverged from Breaking Bad when he became closer with Gustavo Fring and actually eventually wound up inheriting his drug empire after having no choice but to kill him (long story) - MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: ❄️Jesse

#overgrown tears tl - (source: Moral Orel) A kin timeline in which we were Clay Puppington. I don't remember too much, but I know that, in juxtaposition to the canon character, I held a lot of guilt over my actions of cheating and abuse. I remember crying and i'm not sure if that was a usual thing for me or not. I feel pretty certain I was pretty immature in this timeline. We also have a Francis Clara Censordoll fictive here who has quite possibly only fronted once here before, and we are not sure if she is from the same timeline or not. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: 🎮Greyson, POSSIBLY 🥚Miss Censordoll

#pir8 punk tl - (source: Homestuck) A Vriska Serket fictive tl with little memories. Vriska remembers how hard it was to just be her in general. She remembers some anatomy about trolls that clashes with other system members, which interests us as it just shows the diversity of timelines there are. Despite her few memories, she requested to be added to this list and to have a tag. She also uses she/he pronouns and somewhat identifies with the transmasc label. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: 🎱Vriska

#posy mentality tl - (source: Homestuck) Another timeline where I was Rose Lalonde. This was a no-game AU. I barely remember anything from this timeline except for the fact that I spent some time in a mental hospital, and that Gamzee was there too. I also think I was friends with the Leijons (Nepeta and Meulin.) I think it was a humanstuck tl, but I don't remember for sure. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: ☀️Sol

#precinct 99 tl - (source: Brooklyn 99) A Brooklyn 99 kin and fictive timeline that seems pretty canon compliant. We have a Jake Peralta fictive, a Captain Holt fictive (who's proxy is confusing, so please don't mind it when you see it in the "members involved" section) and a Charles Boyle kin. The 3 of them don't have many memories, but what they have does line up so far so we may use this as an overall timeline tag. If we start seeing divergences we can always change it! One thing in particular that is a stronger memory for Jake is that the real reason he left the precinct was because he became disillusioned with the police force. He never told any of his friends in that timeline because he was afraid to disappoint them. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: 👑Jake, and LIKELY: sincerely, Captain Holt and 🎮Greyson

#sly owl tl - (source: Harry Potter) A Harry Potter kin tl. I know, I know. I do not choose my timelines. I do not support JKR in any way. I do not buy merch, I don't talk about HP media on any of my mains. The only time I engage with HP media is with trans-friendly fan creators so I can have some nice things for this kintype. I don't have too many memories of this timeline, but I remember studying with Ron and Hermoine in a coffee shop once. I also remember getting into pottery a bit (Potter the potter, ha-ha.) and once when I was trying to make a nice vase the clay just... got all over my robes. I also really liked owls. It is possible I may have been Slytherin instead of Gryfindor. Not sure! MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: 🖊Ava

#spatial brain tl - (source: Among Us) A kin timeline where we were the lime crewmate. We remember being a scientist and being betrayed by one of the imposters. Space was awespiring for us, and we had a tendency to be a bit naive and optimisitic, from what we remember. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: 🎤Lumi

#turbid excitation tl - (source: We Happy Few) A fictive tl where we were Sally Boyle. In this timeline, we had an abortion rather than keeping the baby we had in canon. My memories of this timeline are murky and not pleasant. An air of tension-- the fear of being found out-- surrounds my feelings and memories of it. I'm not sure if I escaped Wellington Wells or not, but I think I did. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: ⚗️Sally

#ukulele panic tl - (source: Steven Universe) A kin timeline where I was Steven Universe. My strongest memories is of my time being captive by the diamonds. I was definitely just as emotional as canon Steven and cared deeply about everyone. It is POSSIBLE this timeline is the same as the #eternal front tl, but we doubt it seeing as both the Sapphire kintype and the Steven Universe kintype originally derived from the same person (the shattered host). MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: 🎮Greyson

#violet juggalo tl - (source: Homestuck) A barely remembered swap tl. Unsure of who holds this kintype now, as it was one of the shattered host's kintypes. We were a Roxy-swapped Gamzee Lalund in this timeline and a violetblood. MEMBER(S) INVOLVED: [UNKNOWN]

If you're curious about further information about any of these timelines, please send us another ask! This one already thoroughly delighted us to answer, so tysm for your interest <3

Also, some members have decided to not have timeline tags for their alterhumanity due to either not having source memories or barely having any, but they're still out here! Some examples: a noncanon witch apprentice kin (Ojamajo DoReMi), a Rick Sanchez fictive (Rick and Morty, yes we have two Ricks lol), a Lapis Lazuli fictive, a Chloe Price (Life Is Strange) kin, and more!