If I’m Dreaming, Baby, Please Don’t Wake Me Up

favourite thing about hozier’s songs are that at first listen they’re beautiful prose but  then u listen to it again and u go “wait this is HORNY” 

Modern day Shakespeare right infront of us

*something unfortunate happens to me* a man wrote this scene.

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

can u believe some people can see a cat & not immediately be filled with absolute unconditional love for that animal. they dont even get the urge to kiss them right on their little baby cat head. thats incomprehensible to me

watches this instead of what’s on TV

Plato’s allegory of the cave

May your bank account be blessed this week.