party in the usa playing in the background really makes this 

the way he doesn’t bother to pull his trousers up is just inspirational

this is what living in the midwest is like and the corn screams back sometimes

Chosen.

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

me, 80 years old with osteoporosis: I’M WEAK 😂😂

me, 80 years old when someone takes away my oxygen mask:  I CANT BREATHE  😂😂😂😂😂

me, 80 years old and blind when a stranger helps me across the street and i want to thank them: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂😂

Me, 80 years old and I’ve walked for more then five minutes: IM WHEEZING 😂😂😂😂

rip gaypril of 20gayteen but welcome to the best of months: gay

sorry, MOM. cant hear you over my LOUD GOTH MUSIC and GOTH ACCESSORIES. too many CRUCIFIXES in my EARS