unhinged everyone, everyone here is unhinged ok
Lute: "...You JUST SAID-"
Vaggie: "A life not a wife, you dumbass. A woman is not gonna fix this mess."
Emily: "I could still try though."
Lute: "You?? I don't need some pathetic WEAKLING as my wife!"
Vaggie: "Pity you can't divorce yourself then."
Vaggie: "I almost wish you could, Lute. But I'll settle for a restraining order."
Lute: "Traitorous filth! You think that can stop me? It would be a PLEASURE to be restrained by you!!"
Lute: "...from you. Restrained from-"
Vaggie: "Yeah no, I've been washing my spear three times a day since it touched your chin during our fight. I saw how you went all quiet and meek under my blade."
Emily: "Well now I have to marry her."
Vaggie: "Congrats Lute, you scarred me again. Mentally this time."
Lute: "GOOD!!!! You deserve-"
Vaggie: "Don't marry that thing, Emily, trust me. Save yourself and just move down to literal hell instead."
Emily: "Is that a proposal?"
Vaggie: "Sorry. The only proposal I'll be making is the one I'm planning for-"
Vaggie: "-ChhhaRLie sweetie hi! I was just uhh-"
Charlie: "Vaggie? Vaggie I'm down on one knee. I've got a ring, Vaggie, I've been keeping it in my breast pocket for over a year and it's just your size- Vaggie please be a mess with me forever?"
Vaggie: "...I- y-you have a ring..?"
Charlie: "I've been thinking of it as maybe your ring but yes, I do."
Lute: "BOO! Pathetic and codependent!"
Emily: "How many woman can I marry at once. Asking for a friend."
Vaggie: "Oh sweetie... of course I w-"
Lucifer: (busting through wall like kool-aid man)"YEAAAHH!!!!!"