HayMichael 2.5 HD reMIX

lmao okay it seems like i’ve hit a nerve with this one. it’s obviously an exaggeration to prove a point. i called it “centrists” because that’s the label these white guys (it does always seem to be white guys i wonder what’s up with that) hide behind. they’re so detached from reality, so deluded, so caught up in their own perfect bubble of reddit posts and their dreams of being the messiah in the middle for everyone from all sides of the political spectrum to talk to, so blinded by their own arrogance and their obsession with the moral high ground they don’t even see what’s going on any more. every single one of you who saw this comic and felt the need to defend themselves needs to take some time to look in the mirror and ask themselves if this is really what they want to believe in. if your politics include catering to misogynists, coddling capitalists, colluding with racists and giving free rein to nazis you’re the one with the problem, not me.

Literally the greatest post ever.

Excuse me, why the fuck isn’t this an MMORPG I’d play the shit outta this.

the sizes of the second two are literally fucking crazy. i cant even wrap my head around this. 

the 4'9 guy has 25 pounds on the 6'7 guy

this man’s boyfriends are waluigi and wario