by gustaf fjæstad (swedish, 1868-1948). oil on canvas

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

aliens love travelng million of light years to be naked in the middle of the night in a forest

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

[yelling at the club to someone i met ten minutes ago] do you think im a burden be honest

the wanter: i don’t want anything i never have

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

It’s a tony soprano summer

What this means

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville