Deep Vocal Hitches

Whenever someone says "Bring toys to bed" they explicitely mean one of these bad boys with a Q-Tip in it

POV: It's 2009 and you're about to have nightmares for a week because you got too curious

When you're watching Cat in the Hat (2003) with your family and Alec Baldwin enters the room

When you're listening to the hottest wav of your life with your phone up against your ear, but you accidentally press the "share to facebook" button with your face and don't notice until the next morning

Schmidt from New Girl not having the snz kink in any way but still getting instantly hard over Cece's sneezes

Social media influencers with allergies after you tell them about your sneezing fetish