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Remember when you could just take a bitch to Wendy's but now they all want to go to Sicily

Look at those Minnesota Temps and realize they aren't negatives. We're doomed

Holy shit

yes

Someone should make this into a poster

Damn i got expensive taste for someone with only $4

I bought F- boy sweatpants today at the mall

Pics

Theres an episode of SVU where ADA Cabot is wearing a shirt that says “Sex Crimes” in a baseball font.

Me

I wanna give up today

Feeling this but going to the psych ER in the am BUT can't sleep cause I'm worried about going in and getting my refill for addies while also filling a bunch of benzos that I do need for tapering but like I am so about to be flagged for drug seeking if i am honest ahhhhhhh midnight today is done I'll figure out tomorrow

What I’ve learned from working in a restaurant is that a decent part of what you’re paying for when you eat out is the illusion that people like you It’s called “hospitality”

This is true if you eat at my restaurant I probably hate you.