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a lot of white atheists who were christian drop christainity but keep the same militant ‘my view of this is the right way’ type of thinking.

there is absolutely no difference between a white christian shitting on a muslim woman for wearing a hijab and a white atheists shitting on muslim people for believing in allah.

there is no difference between a white christain being racist and erasing the existence of non white christians, and a white atheist doing the same and completely forgetting that in a lot of places, especially america, black and native people are christian because of white atheists ancestors.

I was googling to try to find out why matzos are perforated (because I couldn’t remember why), and google auto-complete gave me “why is matzah pierced and striped?” when I got to “why is matzah p–”

So I shrugged and gave that a try.

I regret having done so:

if it mentions jesus by name, it’s probably christian

if it uses a euphemism for jesus (ie “the one who was pierced for our sins”), it’s almost definitely christian (common euphemisms include a lamb, a shepherd, or a fisherman/“fisher of men”, these are all christian)

if it capitalizes “He” in reference to jesus, it’s 100% christian

if it refers to jesus as a savior or as saving/sacrificing himself for “us,” it’s 100% christian

-use of the term “Messianic” or heavy emphasis on a Messiah when not talking about a topic directly relating to a messiah. Messianic “Judaism” is a branch of Christianity founded on appropriating our imagery to convert us.

-the way

-the truth

-the light

-the entire point of jews existing in the first place.

to jews, jesus is:

-just some guy

-an interesting thought experiment

-not a real thing that actually ever happened

-my christian friend’s imaginary friend

-probably an ancient lunatic with a cult? there were a lot of cults at the time

-maybe several lunatics that got combined later on

-a guy who said some good stuff that would be really cool for christians to actually do, ever, at all

-a real pain in the collective neck

-not of any particular cosmic significance

-NOT god’s son because god doesn’t actually work like that, we checked

-not a pressing concern that we think about very often unless nearby christians start in on their whole thing (the genocide thing)

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