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Reaper husks concept designs 1
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Reaper Salarian. Goblin:
The Goblin,named after the mischievous entity from folklore,is physically weaker than even basic human Husks. However,it makes up for it in tactical planning,surpassing even a Marauder or Collector. These Reaper units have built-in cloaks that allow them to traverse the battlefield in safety until they can strike their enemies from behind whilst they least expect it. In addition to this deadly ability,Goblins can shoot super-heated plasma at their opponents in a similar fashion to Alliance combat engineers to burn their enemies,as well as drain the kinetic barriers of their enemies to restore their own.
Reaper Asari/Salarian Hybrid. Gorgon:
Taking inspiration from the Greek myth,the Gorgon is a mix of Salarian and Asari that have been enhanced with Reaper nano-tech. As it’s namesake implies,the Gorgon is capable of stopping enemies in their tracks,though this effect is achieved through biotic Stasis fields cast from its claws. However,this isn’t all that the Gorgon is capable of. In addition to Stasis fields,Gorgons can throw out Reaper-made proximity bombs that explodes into a biotic wave that drains an opponent’s kinetic barriers and stamina whilst also increasing the Gorgons’ durability. As well,if allied forces come in too close,the Gorgon can either deter them with their claws or send out a wave of overloading electrical energy that can easily take out kinetic barriers and stun enemies.
Reaper Quarian. Witch:
Named after the famed cult entity,the Witch is the result of the unfortunate capture and conversion of certain Quarians by the Reapers. Designed with a support role in mind,Witches are equipped with bio-mechanical tools designed to repair sustained damage of nearby husks. It will generally avoid direct combat,but if given no other option,a Witch can lash out with its claws and send out two Reaper drones to assault its enemies with their miniature GARDIAN lasers.
Reaper Elcor. Behemoth:
The Behemoth is a Reaper creation,formed from an Elcor. Like Ravagers,Behemoths are artillery units,designed to thin out crowds and pierce defenses. However,instead of twin launchers,a Behemoth has a single large mass accelerator cannon attached to its back that fires off an extremely powerful round that can decimate even heavy vehicles such as a Mako tank. Unlike the species they are created from,Behemoths aren’t afraid to get in close to their enemies,raising their upper body to a degree almost never seen in regular Elcor in order to slam their forearms onto the opposition below.
Reaper Elcor/Volus Unit. Battlewagon:
An evolution of the Behemoth and Bloat husk variants,the Battlewagon is a never-before-seen Reaper creation that differs from nearly all others. The most intriguing difference to normal Reaper forces is the non-grafted connection between the Reaperfied Elcor and Volus. Like the Behemoth,the Elcor in this unit serves as a heavy weapons-fire platform. However,unlike the Behemoth,instead of a single large cannon,there is a platform mounted on the husk’s back,which houses two built-in mass-accelerator machine guns taken up by less heavily Reaperfied variations of Bloats. The Elcor platform is used as a means of movement across the battlefield to allow the Volus to fire at enemy forces from the platform’s back with ease. With the 180 degree field of view of each gun and these weapon emplacements being positioned back-to-back,the Battlewagon is a force to be reckoned with.
Reaper Volus. Bloat:
The Bloat is a Reaper husk created from a Volus. Due to their unstable physiological structure and lack of any real physical prowess,Reaper nano-tech compensates by grafting a set of tripod legs to the base of the husk,allowing it to be mobile enough to pursue enemies. However,due to the instability of the internal organ systems with the process,Bloats are naturally primed to self-detonate upon close contact with opponents,making these units out as little more than suicide bombers for the Reapers. However,due to the powerful explosive radius of these detonations,it is advised to maintain a distance.
Reaper Drell. Shade:
When the Reapers began harvesting various species throughout the galaxy to use as ground forces,the war-torn and resource scarce Rakhana provided an excellent site for the conversion of Drell into Shades. With these Reaper nano-tech enhancements,Shades are stronger and more agile than the species they reigned from,allowing them to be very flexible and acrobatic in physical combat. This agility is made even deadlier by the additional grafting of blade gauntlets onto their forearms,which they use to slash at enemies as well as focus pulses of biotic energyfor ranged combat. In addition to this already deadly arsenal,Shades are capable of ejecting an enhanced version of their original dermal neurotoxin in a gaseous form if opponents manage to get the jump on them in close-quarters,disorienting them with its hallucinogenic effects,allowing for an easy escape or ambush.
Reaper Hanar. Ceph:
The Ceph is the product of Reaperfied Hanar. Due to the aquatic nature of Hanar resulting in required technological assistance,Reaper nano-tech improvises by using precise mass effect fields to allow these husks to hover above the ground,freeing up their movement. Naturally weak-bodied like the species they’re created from,Cephs rely more on getting up close and personal to their enemies to either strangle them with their tentacles or sedate them with powerful toxins to either be killed,harvested,or turned into husks without resistance.
Reaper Drell/Hanar hybrid. Chimera:
The Chimera,as the name implies,is a mix of species,specifically a Drell and Hanar,that have been converted by the Reapers. This particular creation has the lower limbs of a Drell and the upper body of both Drell and Hanar,bar the limbs of the Drell. With this configuration,this hybrid bypasses a Hanar’s natural inability to move on land by giving the creature the agile limbs of a Drell,allowing quicker movement. However,the added weight hinders this abomination’s ability to effectively leap and jump,limiting it to accessible ramps and walkways. Due to the lack of the Drell’s arms,the tentacles of the Hanar are used instead for grappling with oppnents or spraying them with a neurotoxin that surpasses even that of a Shade or Ceph.
oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook
why did this post make me realize there are no female rats in this movie
actually there is, she has one line at the end when she says “how do you know?”
ok I just skimmed though the movie again, and here she is in the beginning, she just doesn’t say anything, and you wouldn’t guess she was a girl because they didn’t do that weird humanizing, tits and longer eyelashes thing that most movies with animals do.
i’m pretty sure that all the female coded rats are the smaller rats, which is apparently accurate to real rats. Remmy is also really small. after going though the movie I realized that there are only five rats that have actual lines. Remmy, Emile, the dad, the really big bodyguard rat, and the rat at the end. whack.
>girl rats are smaller
>Remmy is smaller
>Remmy is trans
remmy is trans and his father accepts that but not his passion for cooking
remmy: dad i think im a boy
dad: sure son
remmy: also im tired of eating literal rotted garbage
dad: you w h a t
Dad: no daughter of mine is going to cook!
Remmy: actually dad I’m a boy
Dad: thank you for telling me I support you
Dad: NO SON OF MINE IS GOING TO COOK!
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Hawke: 0
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a sequel
I am still thinking about this
Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.
I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??
okay now i’ll reblog it
sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful
You’re really passionate about apples
Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.
liquefied apple fetus.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.
Can we just talk about this post for a moment…
HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE
Translation of Solas’ words to Abelas at the Well
The last thing Solas says to Abelas is “Malas amelin ne halam, Abelas”.
Solas says he said he hoped Abelas would get a new name, but just knowing ‘halam’, one of the most common elvish words in the game, we know that’s full of shit.
So what is he actually saying? This one is a bit dicey since it involves assuming some of these are compound words, but I think this makes sense given context and precedent (we have a few compound words like bellanaris or adahlen; it’s most common though in proper nouns)
Glossary is here. Cut for Trespasser spoilers below.
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Don’t tap that elven booty. You might be discovered.
I like to imagine that Iron Bull was so nonchalant after those dudes attempted to assassinate him that nobody even bothered to report it to Cullen. You know, the guy who’s in charge of the defense of Skyhold.
Cullen is just walking the battlements when he stumbles upon the dead body of the first assassin. And he’s like, “Why is there a dead body lying in the middle of the battlements?”
And one of the random scouts/soldiers who’s always hanging out there goes, “Oh, that’s one of the guys who tried to assassinate Iron Bull.”
And Cullen is just like:

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I did a small animation clip collab with my friend @cormical, who did the awesome animation!! Voice clip is from the game Dragon Age Inquisition Made in Toon Boom Harmony
Josephine/ Adaar fuels my life, enough to make a comic and draw sketches of them all the goddamn time.
Also I MIGHT have exagerated Adaar’s size but oh well, the bigger size difference the better am I right?
A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)
I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds
THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?
UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE
We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises.
One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound.
Omgggg the sounds.
Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world
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“That’s his chicken"
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i love being in bed like yea everything is terrible but at least i’m in bed
u can say pspspspss to get my attention bro its ok we're mutuals