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WANDAVISION (2021-) | Evan Peters as Pietro Maximoff

If you stab Vergil with Yamato, you get V and Urizen.

Guys who say Bruh

Guys who reply with "cringe" at every meme you send and proceeds to show super outdated memes

Guys who smirk at you as if they know exactly how to piss you off

Guys who know everything about you, including how to piss you off, but won't because it's unprofessional

Guys who caught up on Warrior Cats really late and got a little too into it

Guys who will treat you to their cooking and provide plenty of hospitality to make sure you're comfortable and relaxed

Guys who try to act like a dom but end up saying "You too" to the waiter

Guys who worked at goth ihop and quit because their manager shot them in the head and performed weird experiments on them

BONUS:

Guys who expect you to know things they've never mentioned about themselves