Haunted

Hurry up Tesla, colonise my pants!

Do you guys know that Ebay will literally bend you over and SA you? Really normally i love sex but this is ridiculous. I sold something for like 600 right, they highway robbed my ass for 78 bucks. Daaamn that’s alot fam when you don’t have it, like ouch. Moral of the story don’t get near Ebay, she real handsy.

Not me sittin here laughing my damn face off while everyone and they haunted ass grandma clutching their pearls over Sam Smith and Kim Petras performance at the Grammy’s…. Like seriously? The world is going to hell, and y’all worried about a tasteful ass performance. It was dancers and makeup yall.

I’m itchin ya know? Not in that i got crabs sorta way but damn I’m needing to go ta pound town and I’m feeling kinda haunted. She saying let’s go but her eyes sayin “I’m tired as shit can we do this later?” What exactly is later, friends well idk. She’s a beautiful woman and I’m lucky but I’m feeling under blessed lately in freak dept. Ya heard?

I’m a boy on Wednesdays and Sundays. On the other days I am a banana.

So I posted yestaday. It was a spicy post like most ma posts. I guess i was mistaken. See it was ma post, I was the Op, figured I have DID so I’ll post the DID tag, guess not. I learned somethin. I guess ma girl didn’t think to warn me cause she aint anticipate i was that stupid, but yes, ya boy is that stupid;)

Yo she came wit that ass tho. Gotta watch that bootie bounce ya know where ya boy gonna be tonight!

Schizophreniform: For when it’s not full blown Optimus Prime but it is a transformer.