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If I controlled the universe, nobody would ever be thirsty and need to pee at the same time.

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I was bored and lonely so I bought a lemon

mrzykmoriceau-deactivated202012

hatguy305

I have been watching this for several minutes

#nocontext

In a lab giving life to the metal unborn

Cole: I need to file this piece

Me: CAN YOU FILE THESE FILES PLEASE.

Cole: *ignores me and keeps filing the piece*

Me: Yeah sure. He-Hey, but wouldn't it be—

Cole: Is this more Don't hug me I'm scared?

Me: . . .

Cole: Well, is it?

Me: . . . yeah

Cole: Dang it Sam

#DHMIS #ancient meme

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Unemployment

The only way of becoming unemployed as a high schooler I didn’t see coming was my company shutting down.

#papamurphys #closed for business #pizza

Gifs

It hit me in robotics today— You can make a gif into a flipbook. And apparently this is actually a think companies do.

#thoughts #robotics #whims #passingfancy

mooserattler

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

moonblossom

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

allthelittlebeagles

i will always support this post

freshrosemary-deactivated202303

@mooserattler back on my dash!

jjflow

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

mooserattler

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

bidoof

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

hatguy305

Whatever makes you happy, man.

scorpio-infp-introvert

hatguy305

“Emotional cinnamon rolls.” This pleases me.

I have so many obscure pictures like this saved.

#xkcd.com #whatif.xkcd.com #burritos #elephants #fun

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*at work*

Me: And I’m gonna have to have you sign this copy of the receipt for me.

Teenage Customer: (Using his parent’s credit card) Oh ok *scribbles a wavy line across the signature line*

Me: . . .

Teenage Customer: Seeya

Me: Okay bye

#work #pizza

So I guess I drew this a while ago, and never really showed it to anybody.

That moment when you realize you somehow got three followers on Tumblr. Thanks guys, whoever you are.

IRC

That moment when strangers won’t stop arguing about politics on the #powder channel.

#ircwebchat #qwebirc

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Listen to your heart!

hatguy305

Listen to the rain!

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HelloWorld.txt

print(”Hello, World!”)

echo “Hello, World!”

#include

int main(void)

{

puts(”Hello, World!”)

}

console.log ‘Hello, World!”

document.write(’Hello, World!’);

print “Hello, World!

“;

print “Hello, World!”

neurosciencenews

Robots Don’t Need to be Human Look Alikes

R2-D2, the robot from Star Wars, doesn’t communicate in human language, but is, nevertheless, capable of showing its intentions. For human-robot interactions, the robot does not have to be a true ‘humanoid’, provided that its signals are designed in the right way, UT researcher Daphne Karreman says.

hatguy305

My only question is why it’s taken so long for people to realize this.

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