santa buddies (2009)

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

hey guys just so we're aware just because something makes you unhappy doesn't mean it's a bad narrative choice btw. sometimes narratives are sad and thats literally the point. btw. for the record. just so we're clear

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

happy feb 14, lovelies c: