▌░ Ｉ＇Ｍ ＲＩＣＨ ！❞

a decomposing octoling dj living deep underground after being brainwashed is playing some sick beats over the subway speakers. y’wanna go talk to them? they might appreciate it. buuuut, if you just wanna hear some sick tunes, they’re happy to oblige with that, too! … well, probably. please like / rb if you’re interested in interacting with an ind. rp blog for splatoon 2′s mysterious undead dj, dedf1sh ! priv. sel. open to all ( ocs, canon, au, etc )

                                                  - from ya girl, tiff tannen ♡

*feel free to change the words to fit your muse!

‘  am i pretty?  ’ ‘  darling don’t start to scream  ’ ‘  don’t tell me this thing’s loaded  ’ ‘  don’t waste your tears on me now, pretty girl  ’ ‘  even though nobody knows me, i’m not lonely  ’ ‘  every moment’s relevant  ’ ‘  everything inside is dead  ’ ‘  for now i am alone  ’ ‘  here is something i have to say: fuck you  ’ ‘  here’s a sad song for you, my love  ’ ‘  how did i become so ruthless?  ’ ‘  i ain’t got too much money and nobody knows my name  ’ ‘  i am alone, but i’m not lonely  ’ ‘  i can see it all now in my head  ’ ‘  i cannot wait to see your face when you come crawling back to me  ’ ‘  i can’t take my heart someplace it won’t go  ’ ‘  i could just stay and keep praying for things to get better, but they won’t  ’ ‘  i don’t have time for your feelings  ’ ‘  i don’t know who i am  ’ ‘  i don’t think i’ll ever be happy  ’ ‘  i don’t think i’ll make it through the day if you walk away  ’ ‘  i don’t want to hurt you anymore  ’ ‘  i feel nothing at all  ’ ‘  i just can’t wait to fall back to sleep  ’ ‘  i like the lips you kiss with  ’ ‘  i need to talk to you  ’ ‘  i never meant to hurt anyone  ’ ‘  i never wanna be a distraction  ’ ‘  i only did it cause i wanted to  ’ ‘  i only like the sad songs from the rock bands i don’t know  ’ ‘  i really should just go home  ’ ‘  i really thought that we were just having fun  ’ ‘  i think i like being alone  ’ ‘  i wish it wasn’t so  ’ ‘  in a dream she/her/you’re talking dirty to me  ’ ‘  it doesn’t mean anything, it’s make believe  ’ ‘  it don’t change the fact that you’re ugly on the inside  ’ ‘  it felt just like love and drugs  ’ ‘  it kills me more than you’ll ever think  ’ ‘  it’s cheaper to be guilty than lie right through my teeth  ’ ‘  it’s nothing personal, i prefer to do things on my own  ’ ‘  i’d like to think romance is real  ’ ‘  i’ll get used to getting used  ’ ‘  i’ll stall the demons, but you really should be leaving  ’ ‘  i’m far more desperate than you think  ’ ‘  i’m half crazy, all just cracked up  ’ ‘  i’m having visions of the way it will end  ’ ‘  i’m hungry for blood again  ’ ‘  i’m not looking to be found  ’ ‘  i’m on the fence about what feels worse  ’ ‘  i’m sure you’’re feeling good, but soon enough you’ll miss me  ’ ‘  i’ve learned to loathe these goddamn visions  ’ ‘  just act like a freak and sleep with everyone you’ve ever known  ’ ‘  just drink till you’re gone and pass out on the floor  ’ ‘  last night i did things my mother told me not to  ’ ‘  last night i saw you in a dream  ’ ‘  let’s go to a place where we can forget  ’ ‘  life, it ain’t no romance novel  ’ ‘  listen to your friends and leave me alone  ’ ‘  love never really did anything for me  ’ ‘  my, my, my what fangs you have  ’ ‘  once upon a time your eyes were wide, not dead  ’ ‘  please don’t call here anymore  ’ ‘  please don’t tell me anything at all  ’ ‘  please don’t walk away  ’ ‘  please try to remind me just who you are  ’ ‘  remember when we met?  ’ ‘  see, my heart’s always on fire, but i’ve always got cold feet  ’ ‘  stay soft, but don’t be gentle  ’ ‘  stop sleeping with my new friends and all the old ones too  ’ ‘  the only two things holding me here are whisky and women  ’ ‘  there’s beauty and grace in the flaws of your face  ’ ‘  there’s no good time for bad news  ’ ‘  these four words don’t come easy: i don’t love you  ’ ‘  they’ll write a story about the lives we lived  ’ ‘  this town is a black hole  ’ ‘  to be honest, i am full of shit  ’ ‘  we can’t be friends, that much i know  ’ ‘  we’re all monsters living in a dream  ’ ‘  we’ve got champagne taste, but not enough money for the real thing  ’ ‘  what a big mistake  ’ ‘  what a shame  ’ ‘  what doesn’t kill you will keep you sane  ’ ‘  what good is a heart of gold with nobody to share it with?  ’ ‘  what the fuck am i doing here?  ’ ‘  when i hate myself for letting you go, you can be the one to say ‘i told you so’  ’ ‘  when will what i have ever be good enough?  ’ ‘  with my eyes closed this feels like home  ’ ‘  won’t someone just come and take my heart and tear it apart?  ’ ‘  you be you and i’ll still be happy  ’ ‘  you can’t make me smile  ’ ‘  you don’t forget your first true love  ’ ‘  you don’t want to die tonight  ’ ‘  you put the gun in my hand so now run  ’ ‘  you should have warned me  ’ ‘  you think i’m ugly, don’t you?  ’ ‘  you’re insecure, but don’t be  ’ ‘  you’re just like a child  ’ ‘  you’re so naive  ’ ‘  you’re so ruthless, darling  ’