Tidbits

Tiny furry philosopher

girls after saying something smart: So yeah

men after making one of the worst points you have ever read: prove me wrong. I’m waiting.

my milkman looking cute as hell in that lil bowtie. lol. 

my wife circa 1935 right after i go to work at the racism factory

One time I was cooking with a girl and we were both bilingual but we didn’t have a language in common so we were just sitting by the fire doing prep work quietly and I was peeling little garlic cloves to mince and she put her hand on my arm to stop me and demonstrated how you’re supposed to press on the clove with the flat side of your knife to break the shell off all at once to peel it and I was like oh! And I imitated her and she nodded in approval and we went back to quietly peeling and mincing the garlic and I don’t want to be hyperbolic but in that moment I was like wow I truly understand the universal thread of human love and connection inherent in our souls or whatever