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Mr bean isnt funny you just want to fuck him

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pharmacommissar

you dhould be your own person. you are so young and insecure. at this rate you will never be able to find the cup or the scepter

what

#king cervix

making peggy king sing next to a bird in a cage is a crazy choice

lakevida

espresso martini in the airport lounge i feel chic and mysterious like kristina100000

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person pointing to my photocard who is that? ernie wise. who? ERNIE WISE. i don't know him. he looks familiar. he looks like george gobel

harveylembecks

i would know you anywhere in any lifetime like how my knee knows the door jamb that i jambed it into

harveylembecks

baby watch out im a loose woman loose like my kneecap after i slammed it into the wall

making a cut of all the silence on henry morgan's WOR broadcasts i don't want to hear him i want to hear the room tone

jauniegal

I love wikihow so much

radiowithnohead

i’ve been laughing for a solid 15 minutes over this dude who got banned from r/food for his potato recipe

pathos-logical

[ID: A post titled “Finally got banned from /r/food… My “4 day baked potato,” recipe in the notes. Attached is a picture of someone holding a thoroughly charred potato which is entirely blackened and almost hollow on the inside. Below is the recipe, which reads:

Recipe

Ingredients: Potato.

Method: Preheat oven to 180 degrees celcius. Place potato in oven. After two hours, notice that oven is on and think “Hmm, not sure why that’s on.” Turn oven off and go to bed, allowing the potato to sit, unnoticed, at the back of the oven. For the next four days, use the oven to cook food as normal. Then, whilst retrieving a lasagne from the oven, notice the charred, blackened husk of the potato, and remove. Potato should shatter when touched and be entirely hollow - if not completely cooked through, return to the oven for another day or so. The perfect potato is one which is able to leer menacingly into one’s soul.

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i would know you anywhere in any lifetime like how my knee knows the door jamb that i jambed it into

smoqueen-deactivated20251108

everyones a fucking critic

#yes minister

i get nostalgic for the summer i fell into a river

four kids in a band are performing istanbul not constantinople on tv from 1960

kristina100000

How do i top my boyfriend?? I dont know how ill see him that way, i haven't done it with him before

ill do it. since you are so fucking complicated

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niceinchnails

@hotsloppyjoegirl234 CAN I POST THIS ITS KILLING ME

fucked up george gobel got an emmy for ripping off norm macdonald

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