Till The End

My dad was eating pistachios so I reached my hand out and he just started peeling them and giving them to me. Then suddenly went "I really hope you find someone who loves you a lot" and I went "enough to peel my pistachios for me?" And he laughed and said "yeah exactly" before carrying on giving me more

LOVE LANGUAGE.

king arthur, if you’re out there, there will never be a funnier time to wake up

I am a girl in her room. This qualifies me as a prophet.

have you guys ever been to the grocery store

not yet what's it like

its like if the world ended but you were still alive

people are the most interesting thing in the world im obsessed w everyones weird habits and funny stories. the average person is so fucked up that its funny. like no one on earth is normal n u should make it ur job to see why

Hold on, this is fascinating. Reblog this and tell me in the notes how old you are and if you ever had typing lessons.

What in God’s good name is a “typing lesson”

reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like

diet soda isn’t gross

i got told to go fuck myself so reblog this post and tell me your opinion on: diet soda, mayonnaise, mushrooms, glazed donuts, and egg salad