always seeing posts on here about pathetic men but what about pathetic women. where's the love for us underachieving cunts. lethargic women. slug women. I do fuckall every day and expect rewards. i am your poor little meow meow. #feminism

im the misspelling of jean-luc godard

when i first saw this i thought it was really funny but his response makes it the best thing i have ever seen

I’m the guy and the movie is step brothers

adulthood is just telling yourself “and after i’ve done THAT i can finally relax” with increasing desperation

55 days remain

But how many days do YOU have remaining, hersheycountdown?

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

I have gotten so drawn into movies that when I walk out of the theater after I have to stand and stare at the bathrooms for a minute to remember what gender is.

“This representation was groundbreaking for the time and a lot of people liked it” and “This may have aged poorly and many modern audiences from the group don’t feel represented by it and are bothered by aspects of it” are not mutually exclusive

me being born

when the roast beast hits

can i fucking help you

Shocking: Local Woman Fails To See Weird PM From Random Strange Man On The Internet As Fulfillment Of Desire For A Loving, Healthy Relationship

Even worse, a stranger from reddit specifically