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Millennial Hogwarts
What if they used millennial humor at hogwarts to teach? Modern hogwarts students are in charms with flitwick just like
“Alright class today were learning expelliarmus which yeets the wand out of someone’s hand”
“Today we’re learning incendio so today’s class is gonna be LIT”
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Hogwarts Mystery
Any mission in the library is my favorite just so I can watch Tonks go
ISNT THAT RIGHT MRS PINCE
Hagrid playing hedwigs theme on his flute in sorcerers stone is honestly so meta
CAN WE PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE BIGGEST BOP ON GOBLET OF FIRE
The Yule ball and the traditional dance then all of a sudden
CAN YOU DANCE LIKE A HIPPOGRIFF NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
The difference between Sirius’ animagus form in Prisoner of Azkaban and Order of the Phoenix actually makes a lot of sense because it’s reflecting what kind of person he was at the time. In POA Sirius was almost driven mad with revenge and being fresh out of prison that’s why he looks much more vicious and ragged. In OOTP he finally feels like he has his stable life back because the order is forming again and he’s finally reunited with his chosen family which is why he appears well groomed and more like a pet than a beast.
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Hermione and Sirius
Our queens of handling things the muggle way.
Punching someone square in the face.
The LEGO HP games
Idk if any of you know this, but in the LEGO Harry Potter game Voldemort kills snape because he ate the last cookie. Can you even imAGINE if that happened in the movie!?!?! “Who does the wand belong to”
“You my lord”
“Damn where is Lucius with those cookies? Lucius bring me the cook... wtf?! WHERE ARE THE COOKIES! SNAPE YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE THE WAND BELONGS TO YOU BUT THAT COOKIE DOESNT”
And then he dramatically dies by nagini over a cookie lmao
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Honestly James was Big Dick Energy
Sorry for this one
Bellatrix: “YOU COULDVE KILLED ME”
Dobby: “This is so sad, Alexa play despacito”
If you think about it the twins were probably some of flitwicks best students. I mean we all know they CREATE every jinx and spell on their Weasley Wizard Wheezes products in zonkos so they were probably VERY gifted in charms. That must be why flitwick is so happy for them. He sees they’re finally living up to their potential even if they may be dropping out of school and breaking a ton of rules.
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Hogwarts Mystery
Angelica: your brother was brave.... for a ravenclaw
Me: lmao ok FIRST OF ALL
Mcgonagall: Why are you here Mr. Black?
Sirius: to apologize for whatever Potter has done
Mcgonagall: well alright, Mr. Lupin why are you here?
Remus: to apologize for whatever Sirius will probably do
Mcgonagall: and Mr. Pettigrew I assume you’re here to apologize for whatever Mr. Lupin will do
Peter: nope, just emotional support
Voldemort: there is no good or evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it
Harry: oh yeah well there is only noses and those too STUPID TO HAVE ONE
The Other Side(pt 2)
Slytherin: The ones who help the first years get into the common room and navigate the staircases. The ones who are happy to give you the notes you missed in potions yesterday. The ones who love bright bubbly people and warm days. The ones who have friends from other houses. The ones who’s best friends are gryffindors, their “enemies”. The ones who can understand potions and non verbal spells the best because they have the patience and wit to practice them. Maybe not the dark colors of evergreen and black, but the happy ones of pink and yellow. Not every slytherin is dark and evil and brooding, but they’re all cunning people with great work ethic.
Ravenclaw: The ones who have insomnia and only finish their work in amazing time because they can’t sleep and have nothing else to do. The ones who are both perfectionists and procrastinators who leave everything until last second and then freak out trying to make everything look good with almost no time, but throwing something creative together just in the knick of it. The ones who hate to read, but love to party. The ones who hate studying, but get good grades anyway. Maybe not libraries and books, but parties and fun. Not all ravenclaws are book nerds and snobbish know it alls. They all have their own creativity and wit in different things.
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The Other Side(pt 1)
Gryffindor: The ones who are depressed and quiet who were put in gryffindor for being brave enough to wake up everyday. The ones who hate the loud life of hogwarts, but stay because they know it’s where they belong. The ones who hate sports games and going to hogsmeade with all of the students so they stay in the dorms and the common room. The ones who are so shy it’s brave for them to just speak up. Maybe not the blazing fire, but the cold dampness of the windowsills in the common room on rainy days. Not all gryffindors are balls of energy and happiness, but that doesn’t make them any less brave.
Hufflepuff: The ones who make dark and dirty jokes because it brings them joy. The ones who play cruel jokes and threaten you with curses and dark magic if you mess with them or their friends. The ones who study the books in the restricted section in case they’ll ever need to use anything found in those big leather bound books. The ones who don’t follow dress code because they should be able to wear whatever the hell they want. Maybe not sunflowers and sunshine, but dark nights and roses past due. Not all hufflepuffs are kind and follow all of the rules, but they’re still just as fierce and loyal.
Draco Malfoy
Everyone talks about if Neville was the chosen one, but what if it were Draco? Instead of his parents dying the prophecy foretells that he would someday have to betray his own blood to fight Voldemort and end the very regime his parents, best friends, and aunt all stand for. His story would focus on the bravery to stand up for what was right and break family tradition. He would be a slytherin protagonist who had to fight everyday at school to prove to others that he wasn’t the evil that the slytherin house name seemed to carry. He would lose everything for the greater good and somehow I think that’s a lot more powerful of a story.