#zonkos

I Do What I Want (fanfiction.net) - XxTheDarkLordxX Draco/Harry M, 534k

Summary: Slash Harry/Draco. They say you shouldn't touch what isn't yours... Too bad no one told Harry that. A simple mistake that Harry made in his first year at Hogwarts is coming back to bite him in the arse. The war is over but the threat to his life is just beginning.

Joke's On Me (ao3) - Candystar Tina/Newt, Queenie/Jacob G, 2k

Summary: The Fantastic Four (plus one naughty Niffler) goes to Zonko's Joke Shop.

One Thousand Galleons (fanfiction.net) - Mrs Weasley K, 5k

Summary: Fred and George come to terms with having one thousand Galleons to spend on their dreams...

REMEMBER WHEN YOU USED TO BE A RASCAL (ao3) - northmans G, 456

Summary: Zonko's Joke Shop might call them dungbombs, but as Sirius Black watches on while a thick, putrid-green gas cloud unfurls like tendrils throughout the Entrance Hall, he can only think to call them surprisingly effective.

Scrubbing Bubbles (ao3) - TheTartWitch T, 1k

Summary: Draco deliberated for a moment. A wicked grin spread across his face. “I’ll take one of each,” he said, imagining his godfather having to feed and pet a bubbling pile of cleaning solution to keep it healthy.

Shades of Truth (fanfiction.net) - Shadowed Shinobi Hermione/Ron K, 635

Summary: Ron and Hermione discover an interesting product at Zonko's Joke Shop that knows more about them than they would care to admit.

The Badger and the Bird (ao3) - arwrite Pansy/Percy E, 10k

Summary: Percy and Pansy are both lawyers on opposing counsel defending what they believe in, JOKES FOR ALL. They need stress relief somehow.

The Zonko's Debate (fanfiction.net) - Arkham's Incurable K, 282

Summary: Hermione isn't one for pranks, so when Harry and Ron try to buy Fred and George's Christmas present at Zonko's Joke Shop, she has something to say. Drabble. No spoilers.

Zonko's (ao3) - love4writing G, 260