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A much-needed reminder that there is kindness in the world.

Love and kindness. Spread that stuff everywhere!!!

We need this especially after this week.

His tie OMG

IS THAT THE JANITOR FROM NED’S DECLASSIFIED?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?

That’s Dara Norris, voice of both Dad and Cosmo, and also the janitor from Ned’s Declassified, m’friend.

I love everything about this.

HE WAS THREE CHARACTERS THAT WERE MY CHILDHOOD. EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY.

AU where people age until they reach 18 and then stop aging until they meet their soul mate so they can grow old together.

i’d never die

bUT IMAGINE SOMEONE LIVING FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS BECAUSE THEIR SOUL MATE WAS IN ANOTHER CENTURY SOMEONE WRITE A BOOK

Hello my fellow aromantics it’s immortality time

Jesus fuck okay so I’m a waitress at this restaurant that’s open really late and it’s nearly 1am and this family comes in and I’m so tired that I handed their BLIND SON a menu and he’s like “ah… thank you… I’ll just… read this” in a serious voice and I fucking snorted

GOD DAMN IT I PUT THEIR FUCKING FOOD DOWN AND NO ONE WAS TALKING SO THIS LIL SHIT FUCKING EXCLAIMS “WELL IT LOOKS DELICIOUS” I LOVE THIS FUCKING KID

IMAGINE YOUR OTP

wait…they’re not free?

Not in America

Wait, where are they free?

literally everywhere else

My favorite part is where Matt Bomer is in there twice.

My favorite part is that he’s not. The post proves the post. 

😂😂😂

I’m deceased

Holy crap so I just thought of this?? Amortentia smells like the things you love most, right? So if Voldemort is incapable of love, would that potion just have no scent to him? That’s so sad??

He literally doesn’t have a fucking nose

what if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside so like when you rolled off the condom there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

I CAN’T

this is my favorite post on tumblr okay

THAT COST $7?! WTF AMAZON