sarcastic

Direct fucking action.

At the time he wasn’t even a sitting MP he was just an asshole who had said rude things about suffragists.

You’ve gone too far.

roses are red violets are blue guess what, my bed has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat gently down the stream merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

“get you a mans who can do both” what? lie AND get my hopes up? 😍😍 

honestly some of y’all want a significant other so badly and can’t understand why you can’t find one, but have no sense of boundaries or healthy expectations of what a relationship is like. in a committed long-term partnership you get left on read, you wait for texts back, and you can forget about each other when you’re busy. sometimes you fall asleep without saying goodnight and sometimes you’re too caught up to text each other before 6pm. that’s how it is. thinking that you can’t be deeply, beautifully in love and still wait more than “1.75 hours” for a text back is such an unhealthy and unreasonable expectation of what love is, and you shouldn’t be in a relationship if you can’t allow the other person to exist on their own apart from you. if you’re projecting your anxieties and insecurities onto a partner who doesn’t even exist yet, then you aren’t ready for one.