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i hate that i’m so absent as a person. i don’t start conversations. i can barely maintain them. i’m so weary and spaced out all the time to the point where i can’t even keep up small talk and i’m just so disappointed in myself

blue night radio ♡ 160411 jonghyun: i think “i miss you” is such a good phrase. it’s said often between lovers, but also with friends as well. “hey, i miss you~” or “i’ve been so busy, i want to have a drink with you. i miss you~.” it’s a phrase that you can say comfortably and, perhaps, it might be one of the easiest phrases someone can say to deliver how much they think about or long for another person. sometimes there are things you cannot say because you feel embarrssed. “i miss you” doesn’t feel like too much of a burden to say, and you can still convey your heart (by saying it). (source: thatcoolcatmeow)

men will literally nut 45 seconds into sex and have the audacity to ask if you came. yeah i came to the wrong house 

I will literally never waste any of my money on anything that has these repulsive creatures in it

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

i can’t confirm this with science but i like to think queen carrie fisher is using her new heavenly powers to help us enact vengeance upon the scum of hollywood

when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?

The final boss

You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?

I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer

Mike called Eleven every night for 353 days and I can’t even get a text back.