microdosing hell by being awake and literate

sometimes i worry that my fujoshıïsm is stunting my intellectual ability but then i remember im literally enlightened

the big trick is to never ever hope for anything and always expect the worst no matter what #mythoughtprocess

Find me. I'm like pages. You gotta find me. Woah mama

sometimes an american will be talking to you and they start throwing around numbers like 70 or 90 when talking about the weather and you just have to smile and nod

suicidal timbaland: take it to the bridge.......

i think my favorite thing is when an anti shaving post goes viral on here and you go to the comments and tags and it’s a million women being like “but wait i do it for sensory issues though is that ok? i feel guilty about shaving so im going to write an essay now in the tags. please validate me and tell me the reason i’m personally shaving is good and feminist. i totally agree with you though i admit i do shave but it’s for cosplay and” like if you want to be told it’s good for you to shave you should go to cvs or sephora or turn on any tv show ever

i think the sensory issues thing is funny too because i fully believe that if they engineered and sold a torture cube specifically for girls that tortures you for hours on end and does absolutely nothing else and feminists started telling women “you shouldn’t get in the torture cube” we would see posts on tumblr like “but wait i feel so weird when i don’t get in the torture cube :( im getting tortured for sensory issues is that ok? it should be every women’s choice to get in the cube or not”

i ❤️ feminism but i would NEVER EVER stop using my womens torture cube designed specifically for girls

when I talk about the weather it isn't small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss

im banned from romantic love

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode