https://archiveofourown.org/works/86055301
Alright, another new fanfiction. This one is called Rose Isn't Funny. Its basically Rose Lalonde meeting John Crocker and regretting it for her entire life.
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/86055301
Alright, another new fanfiction. This one is called Rose Isn't Funny. Its basically Rose Lalonde meeting John Crocker and regretting it for her entire life.

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sometimes i remember that the epilogues turned john into a flatly ignorant flatly childish aggressively superficial non-character and i get way too worked up about it because im autistic
ok yeah i get what it was going for but like at least jane being hitler was like cartoonishly funny. i'd have probably done that. there's been an egbert drought that persists TO THIS DAY. i'd LOVE for egbert to get treated like jane instead of like trash.
what a utopia we would live in if egbert was still a well rounded character. but alas nobody ever gives egbert any god damn sauce, and it breaks me in two.
The best pesterlog in Homestuck is the one where John fucks with Kanaya's head
hey with the new knowledge of the Nymphs as a species suffering from Apathy, we can jury rig John's "encouraging" Relationship that he had with Rose, turning them into a sort of codependent species where the bunny boys help cheer them up while the nymphs ground them into reality.
hmmmmmm...
https://archiveofourown.org/works/85860151
Behold, The Zeroth Guy.
I was requested Roxcallygen. I deliver something sickeningly sweet. Never ask me for anything ever again.
This takes place in the “Everybody Knows John” universe, where John doesn’t withdraw in the years between Homestuck and the Epilogues. Roxy of course takes the opportunity to work this boy to the bone, and John accepts with the same dutiful conviction with which he faced sburb.
Because this is the first time I’ve made a Calliope centric fanfiction. Because I used to dislike the character, I wanted to make something really special and psychologically precise to counteract all the content that makes her generically pleasant or flatly passive. I think I got somewhere interesting. Next time I write her I’d probably let her be a bit more annoying because I’m more confident writing her.
My main lingering thought is that this setup probably has more room than a one-shot can fully use. With John/Calliope specifically, there's quite a bit of potential I didn't use because its relatively unique. I think this fic implies the shape of their impact on each other well enough, but I could probably do a lot in a very short period of time by having a heated argument between them.
concept, Jegbert goes to Deltrius to scout ahead with his powers and ends up where the Nymphs are. He IMMEDIATELY becomes a hit there, popular among the old and young.
I already tried drafting a fanfic where Rose's species falls in love with a John species of goofy bunny people lol. I might return to the concept but its on hold for now.

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I always like the idea that she's a fan or corny jokes or pranks, like how Condense married Sassacre twice. So she's just really into jokes
She’s acting like shes cool and then Egbert slips on a banana peel or something and she just BURSTS into hysterical laughter and slaps her knee like
“Holy shit, why didn’t I think of this???? This is fucking incredible!!!”
I'm surprised that I've never seen you write like JohnxMeenah thing.
I haven’t really written much in the way of johnvris either, so maybe it’s a thing with thieves.
I don’t really like Meenah as a character all too much lol. Maybe I could do something with John unwittingly thoroughly seducing Meenah and fucking with her expectations until she’s a total mess.
NEW FANFICTION
https://archiveofourown.org/works/85047191
This is a silly Legend of Zelda crossover parody thing where June takes down a lame dark wizard prince guy and saves a kind of annoying princess.
I will Egbert glaze until the day I die.
You know…
Nintendo has a slower kart racer with Mario Kart, it has a faster more serious driving game with F-Zero, but it doesn’t have a vehicular combat game à la twisted metal or carmageddon.
Yeah, it has Mario Kart battle mode, but that’s like saying 200cc is a good replacement for F-Zero.
I would like to propose… Wario Kart. Or Waluigi’s Nuts N’ Bolts.
Think about it. Wario already owns an extremely iconic bike, car, and airplane. He’s a vehicle guy. The type of douchebag who spends money he doesn’t have on big ass trucks. He should be in a game where he builds vehicles and blasts through enemies. Come on. It’s so obvious that it’s surprising it hasn’t happened yet.
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For all my uninsured judys out there it's for Walgreens only: walgreens.rxsense.com
as a pharmacy technician i can share with you some websites that give you those "coupons" for your meds!
goodrx is the most well known one, but if i'm trying to find the cheapest price for a patient i compare it to scriptcycle, and use whichever is offering the best price. you just type in the medication (PLEASE make sure you're getting the right drug, dosage, and quantity) and your zip code and they will spit out some offers for you
some pharmacies may have their own discount card to compare to as well!
if you are getting a name brand medication, you can also look at the manufacturer's website to see if they offer any evouchers for you to use too
good luck out there 👍
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another one is singlecare.com, brought my duloxetine from $240 a month to $20
and there are coupons for hrt on there as well :) different options for different pharmacies
dollarfor.org saved my broke ass, it can save urs too

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the yapper vs. the listener who wins
im still waiting for my rose plushie. when I get her ill make her and the john plushie kiss. mark my words
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES. YEEESSS.
I CAN FINALLY BUMP THEM TOGETHER LIKE DOLLS IN REAL LIFE. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA
John and Rose Watch an Arthouse Film
https://archiveofourown.org/works/82544196
https://archiveofourown.org/works/81777931
New fanfiction. "That Time I Caused Dave To Realize He's Ugly As Shit (Among Other Things)". Its more Egbert propaganda. Also incredibly toxic rosemary.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/81091586
Here is that fanfiction in that AU where John is Rose’s dad. Got that squared away. I think I cooked hard with it.
Sorry there isn’t much Roxygen, I wanted to keep it relatively focused.

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I love it when headlines get cut off
John: hey rose, where do you wanna put this giant wizard statue?
Rose: Younand Dave can set it by the door.
John: uh dave isn't here right now, he'd handling the trash.
Rose: What. Then how are you carrying that-
'Sees John one handing the statue'
John: so like, by the door inside or outside?
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