The Strange Case of Harry Hinderson

ok yeah i get what it was going for but like at least jane being hitler was like cartoonishly funny. i'd have probably done that. there's been an egbert drought that persists TO THIS DAY. i'd LOVE for egbert to get treated like jane instead of like trash.

what a utopia we would live in if egbert was still a well rounded character. but alas nobody ever gives egbert any god damn sauce, and it breaks me in two.

Behold, The Zeroth Guy.

I was requested Roxcallygen. I deliver something sickeningly sweet. Never ask me for anything ever again. 

This takes place in the “Everybody Knows John” universe, where John doesn’t withdraw in the years between Homestuck and the Epilogues. Roxy of course takes the opportunity to work this boy to the bone, and John accepts with the same dutiful conviction with which he faced sburb.

Because this is the first time I’ve made a Calliope centric fanfiction. Because I used to dislike the character, I wanted to make something really special and psychologically precise to counteract all the content that makes her generically pleasant or flatly passive. I think I got somewhere interesting. Next time I write her I’d probably let her be a bit more annoying because I’m more confident writing her.

She’s acting like shes cool and then Egbert slips on a banana peel or something and she just BURSTS into hysterical laughter and slaps her knee like

I haven’t really written much in the way of johnvris either, so maybe it’s a thing with thieves.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/85047191

This is a silly Legend of Zelda crossover parody thing where June takes down a lame dark wizard prince guy and saves a kind of annoying princess.

Nintendo has a slower kart racer with Mario Kart, it has a faster more serious driving game with F-Zero, but it doesn’t have a vehicular combat game à la twisted metal or carmageddon.

Yeah, it has Mario Kart battle mode, but that’s like saying 200cc is a good replacement for F-Zero.

I would like to propose… Wario Kart. Or Waluigi’s Nuts N’ Bolts.

John and Rose Watch an Arthouse Film

Here is that fanfiction in that AU where John is Rose’s dad. Got that squared away. I think I cooked hard with it.

Rose: Younand Dave can set it by the door.

John: uh dave isn't here right now, he'd handling the trash.

Rose: What. Then how are you carrying that-

'Sees John one handing the statue'

John: so like, by the door inside or outside?