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MY GOD!!! WHYYYYYY!!
(In Kevin Hart Voice)
I wasnt READDDYYY NOOOOO
What the hell are you doing with your life?
This isn't it. This can't be it. There has to be more to this. All are statements and questions within themselves. I mean, tell me...Do you like your job? Honestly, do you genuinely enjoy what you do? It's a question that I've been hesitant to answer because I've confused having a real need with being ungrateful. I didn't want to say no, or maybe even admit to myself the answer is no, because I thought it made me look ungrateful or possibly naive. Who actually loves what they do? I think we're all brought up accepting that the answer is not many. Work is work. You do what you have to to earn a paycheck and provide for yourself and your family. As a first generation American, I understand that concept well. Get your education, get a good job, do well for yourself. But what is a good job? Is it a job that just pays well or a job that is good for you, that fits you and helps you grow. For the most part, I almost always felt the answer was the former. Everyone wants a nice paycheck. Money may not buy everything but it'll pretty much take care of most things. But still, why don't we look for something we like to do, that we love to do. I have my fears...but the biggest of them all is living an unhappy life. It would eat me alive to wake up and dread going to work, hating being there and just looking forward to those few hours I have when I get home before I have to go to sleep and do it all over again. I'm not saying i'm at that point now, or feel like i'm close to it, but how long can we just be content before it becomes: "Well maybe I could have done more, done this, done that". I hated being unemployed, because it meant I was broke and my bills weren't getting paid. I hated when my phone would ring because I knew on the other end was a creditor asking me where the eff the money was. So don't get me wrong, I'm very grateful to have a job. I work in a good place, with good people. But I don't think I can say I love what I do. This isn't something I have a passion for. It isn't something that fulfills me. I certainly don't dread anything when I wake up, but I can't say I'm excited when I get in. I'm honestly just...content. One of the phrases I'd implemented in my life after some rough circumstances is "It could always be worse". And it can, no doubt about that. But maybe it's time I started being more honest, and started acting on that. You may not know what you want to do with your life, but you'll never know if you don't explore the options and keep looking. Being content isn't a bad thing, but having a passion is better. Call it naive, and maybe it is. But I'd rather go out knowing I worked hard to find what I wanted in my life than just accept that I couldn't have it.Β
And now, a simplistic but profound approach to being effin real with yourself:
Jeff: How are you so satisfied all the time, Abed? I mean, don't you ever want anything more out of life than cereal? Abed: [thinking] Sometimes, I like to pour hot cocoa mix into cold milk, and drink it like a cold hot chocolate. I call it "Special Drink." Jeff: And someday, you will know it by it's true name: diabetes. Abed: You're Goldie Hawn, Jeff. Jeff: I'm sorry? Abed: You're Goldie Hawn. Jeff: Is it the lips? Abed: No. In "Overboard", she was just like you. Wealthy, assertive, arrogant, got manicures all the time. But then she fell off her boat, and it was a good thing for her, because, ultimately, she realized she was happier being poor and raising four unruly boys with Kurt Russell. Jeff: Can I not be Kurt Russell in this scenario? Abed: You can do whatever you want, you just have to know what that is. For me, it's Lucky Charms and TV...
-Esso
"Lost" series review.......or rant. Mostly rant.
So about a month or 2 ago I started watching "Lost". I'd heard it was good and I didn't really have anything else I cared to watch so eh...why the eff not. It was a slow start but interesting plot at first, and by that i mean... 40+ people just crash-landed on an island, odds are you're kinda willing to see what the hell they're going to do to survive. If you're watching now, or intend to, you should probably stop reading this...I might ruin some things for you. This might be one of the most random and drawn out shows I've seen. I understand when you first premier a show you don't exactly have 6 seasons planned out, but wtf. I swear the writers sat in a room and literally just rolled with the first thing that popped in their minds. "Let's put polar bears....on a tropical island", "What if, there was this black smoke thing that terrorized shit, but we don't address anything about it for years." Nice. Sure..."other" people on the island, i get that... makes for an interesting twist. Kate, Sawyer, and Jack....typical romantic interest, But why is so much of this show just drawn out. I was pretty much done with season 3 when I started watching more for curiosity then entertainment, and thats mainly because I heard the finale brought it all together and explained some things. I just wanted to see wtf they were gna pull outta their ass next. I mean come on, at times you have to admit it seemed like the writers were just saying..Ok... "Echo see's his brother...but..so does John...because he's in tune with, uhhh, the island?" SURE! 6 episodes! "Timetravel!?" Bam...10 episodes. "The guy from the last samurai has this temple and keeps people out somehow, and also has the ability to bring people back to life in a giant hot tub thing?" You bet your ass he does!....5 episodes! Of course, makes sense. And if they were dead....why did Widmore pull this elaborate and crazy effin stunt to cover it up by digging up graves and planting a plane in the Pacific? Or did he? Or did they dream it in their...deadness(scientific term)? What the bloody 'ell! But really...i liked the show for the most part. Not my favorite, but still interesting enough. Honestly, I watched that damn show so much to be able to finish the series I actually miss watching the randomness that would ensue. Dammnn yoouuu issllaannnddd!
-Esso
Fuckin Kansas huh? Just giving the city of Ames,Iowa a nice warm plate of fuckin hope then spikin it with bath salts. The fighting Hoibergs almost pulled it off man. So damn close. You got kids crying, old white dudes trying to fuck up Bill Self and Royce White's anxiety acting up all over twitter. Fuckin Cyclones man.
Who knew they cared so much? That whole town is gonna need a high dosage of Prozac...stat
-Harry Elefante

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So who do ya got for the biggest power move of 2013?
Fiddy Cent's failed smooch on Erin Andrews or JR Smith's suave messaging skillz?? (check out Saturday's post about JR Smith)
No wonder the black guys get so much tail from white chicks. Shit isnt even fair.
-Harry Elefante
Eat your heart out Harlem Shakers
The fuckin goats are in town and they mean fuckin bidnezz. Ready to be the next viral "what the fuck did I just watch?" video of 2013. Heard it here first yo.
But seriously....what the F is going on with these goat bros??
-Harry Elefante
Season 3 has been utter shit so far. I'm a huge Walking Dead fan. I'm such a big fan of Walking Dead that I set aside my aversion for gore and zombies for the frantic pace the show depicted in the first 2 seasons. The 2nd half of the 3rd season has been so dry and lacking in danger, that I'm rooting for these characters to get killed. There is absolutely nobody left on this cast of characters that interests me anymore. Rick is a nutjob that does nothing but look stressed out (understandably so), Carl scowls, Michonne provides no value, Andrea needs to be killed and Hershel is the mediator with one leg. Nobody has one storyline or plot that is of interest anymore. There's no more Shane and the tension there, no more Laurie and the uncertainity of the baby, Tyreese is now with the governor? The only thing going on in this season is that we're just waiting for The prison to be over run by Woodbury or vice versa. Like...that's the only thing that can happen this season to make it interesting anymore. Therefore, every episode until that happens is going to just drag on...exactly the way tonight's episode "I Ain't a Judas" did. Andrea came, got an update on the team and bounced...that's it. That's what happened during the hour of TV we had tonight. Who cares about Tyreese and his crew potentially teaming up with The Governor...I dont....
C'mon Walking Dead...don't do this to me...I love the fuck out of you (The Walking Dead is a broad now btw...)
-Harry Elefante
Pornstar Lisa Ann going off on Twitter about some other porn star, Mr.Marcus possibly giving everyone Aids...or something...
So I follow a pornstar, Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann), on Twitter. (she's fuckin hot, plastic and all...don't judge me). And she's been blowing up my Twitter feed the past hour about some 'incident' that happened recently during some porn radio show in the same studio she performs her porn radio show. From what I'm gathering from her tweets is that this porn star, Mr.Marcus banged some random chick live on the air in the studio without a porn permit (who the fuck knew they needed permits...kinda like boxing i guess?) Apparently, you need a porn permit to "perform" along with the various STI tests necessary to confirm that porn actor isn't at risk or putting the other performers in the industry at risk moving forward. So...yeah...this nigga just straight up raw dogged some random chick possibly infecting himself (Lisa Ann is saying he knows he's already "infected" in her tweets and proceeded to perform anyway...though she doesnt say what he's infected with). Lisa Ann is trying to find out who the chick was so she can find out if that person has been tested etc. so she can "protect her industry". Valiant work Lisa. I'm rooting for you on your quest and I am now a fan of your Scooby Doo detective skills. Hope it all works out for ya toots.
Follow @thereallisaann to read up on it now...it's kind of hilarious and interesting and follow @akamrmarcus to ask how much it sucks to have aids.
-Harry Elefante
I fucking love J.R.Smith. That's it. No snarky or smart ass comments here. This pic just oozes Mr.Smith. His over-zealous game on the court translates to his game in the piping playing field. These broads don't stand a chance.
-Harry Elefante

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Doug Baldwin of the Seahawks hasn't played in a while because of a "shoulder injury". Fans were questioning his toughness and why he didn't play much this season. So Mr.Baldwin tweets this pic of his shoulder....HOLY FUCK DUDE. PUT THAT SHIT AWAY. The only thing that looks worst than that was the look on Pistorius' face when he realized his "intruder" was actually his hot model girlfriend.
A little warning next time Doug...get that shit checked out. There's creams for that sorta thing.
-Harry Elefante
Asshole Of the Week
I'm trying to make this a weekly thing now. Asshole of the week. Kinda has a ring to it and it should be pretty self-explanatory. So the point of these posts is to just point out the biggest dipshit of the week and to explain why he/she/it is a dipshit. Therefore, the very first award for Asshole Of The Week goes to The Prosecution Team in the Oscar Pistorius case. Like...way to go assholes. Get the only prosecutor in South Africa who happens to be someone who murdered the shit out of people in a gunfight in 2011. Like what the fuck? Did you not think that shit was going to come up during the biggest prosecution so far this year? ( I know it's early in 2013 but whatever) Like dude, you even fucked up your opening prosecution big time. You were all over the place and came out the gate stumbling like a roided dude with no legs (see what i did there?). I'm no lawyer but i'm pretty sure having a dude leading a prosecution with a potential murder rap is a shit idea. Now Mr.Paper-Clips is walking (err-running....see what I did there?) out on bail until you guys get your shit together. Everybody knows this asshole straight up murdered his girlfriend who was probably cheating on the bro with a guy with legs, but whatever. Go home prosecution team, you're drunk.
Now Pistorius has a leg up on you assholes (see what I did there?)
You had ONE SHOT guys...(see what I did there?)
-Harry Elefante
I fired myself
Ever acted upon an impulse and had absolutely no plan whatsoever? That's basically what I did last week when i quit my crappy sales job. It's been a week or so since I last blogged because i've been going through a lot of shit lately. A lot of reflection, a lot of horseshit and a lot of changes...I basically fired myself from my job. Β I'm not receiving unemployment, I don't have a job lined up for me, shit, I don't even have any interviews lined up at the moment. I hated my job so much, I literally woke up one morning after a heavy night of drinking with the thought of quitting my job...and it made me happy. So the next morning that's what the fuck I did...I walked into my office and basically told my boss to F himself (politely) and I walked out. I've never felt so free from stress but if I could go back...I would of done it differently...
First of all, I was killing it at my job. I didn't have anything less than 115% for the past 2 quarters and I was set to have another great quarter. But shit happened...deals didn't go through and I started to battle personal issues...issues that my boss knew about. A lot of the deals that fell through, fell through over shit I had zero control over! (life of a salesman) So I had one rough quarter, like everyone else (60% of my team didnt hit quota) and was told by my boss they wouldn't put me on a "performance plan".
Now...a performance plan is utter bullshit. They want to make it seem like they're on your side and the "plan" is put in place to get your butt into gear to be successful at the company. Bull shit. A "performance plan" is an ultimatum..."hit this impossible quota or we'll fire you". They'll sit you down and explain how they want you to succeed and they don't like firing people. More bullshit...the company makes more money when they fire sales people. They get to keep your accounts and not have to give out any bonuses on the revenue that you earned. Now, during this intervention...they corner you in and make you sign this document saying you agree to the terms of this "performance plan"...which is essentially giving them permission to fire your ass within 30 days....At this very moment, I should of torn that bull shit paper up in their faces and tell them fire me right then. But what did I do? I signed those damn papers and went to my desk like a good boy...not realizing that I just got ambushed by the same boss that told me I wasn't going to be put on a 'performance plan" a week ago...and when I called him out on it during my "intervention" he denied it to save his ass...fuck him...hard...sideways...
Anyway, I went back to my desk to absorb what the fuck just happened...I called my bitch ass boss into a meeting room right after to ask him what the hell just happened...and basically told him to fire me then and to not waste my time. He insisted to give me the weekend to think it over and to not act on impulse...so I did...but nothing changed...the more I thought and talked about it, the angrier I became. So come Monday morning, I walked into that grave of an office and told my boss to fuck himself. I was so pissed I didn't think about receiving unemployment or riding it out to see what happens. I didn't care. I was miserable. So I fired myself. I left. I was relieved, happy and scared all at the same time. So here I am...unemployed and looking for work. I vowed to never get into sales again and I never will. So recruiters, stop telling me you found my resume on Monster and you wish to interview me to come sell insurance for your shit box company. Sales is the absolute worst. Nobody in sales sought out to be in sales. It's the last resort people settle for in order to pay the bills. Everyone is miserable and nobody will last. So those that are in sales and are reading this, fuck you and enjoy hitting your unrealistic quotas...just another hamster on the hamster wheel...take charge of your life, do something that makes you happy...even if that means quitting your crappy sales job. But at least have a plan when you do it. In other words, don't do what I did....well...actually...you should...YOLO
PS- i bought a one way ticket to Miami...we'll see what happens friends...
-HarryElefante
I dont gets sleeps, i gets moneys
I see a lot of people who post shit like.."Rise and Grind", "Work over Sleep", and "Sleep is for the weak". I applaud hard work, and I get it... But maybe if you got the hell off fbook, twitter, n whatever the eff else you have you could get some damn sleep, jackass. I mean honestly, are you THAT hard of a worker that it's imperative you put it down for ppl to know, or like, or retweet, repost, and give you a head nod of how they approve of your life? You know damn well half the ppl posting this ish are doing it to boost their own egos, not because their work ethic is that frackin serious it needs to be relayed. The eff outttaa heerree......desperate ass ppl.
-Esso
Half-Time thoughts - ND v Bama
Going into this game I knew this was going to take a turn into blow-out city. Didn't think it was going to head there on the first fucking drive, but it went nonetheless. Notre Dame's wins during the season looked like good wins at the time (beating Oklahoma, USC etc.) But those teams got their asses handed to them during bowl season (USC ended up 7-6 and lost to a Georga Tech team that didn't even deserve to be in the ACC championship for fuck sake). But the major red flag to me was that the Golden Domers almost lost to Pitt....Pitt...meanwhile Bama's only loss came to a great A&M team equipped with "The Justin Bieber of Football", Johnny Football. But bro, how sorry is Manti T'eo? Dude has done nothing but shit the bed this game and his over-hyped lackies are following suit. And holy hell...AJ McCaron is the fuckin definition of 'over-achiever'...in life...football...chicks...livin the fuckin dream.
I originally predicted a 17 pt win victory for The Tide, but I think my finger slipped and meant to hit the 4 instead of the 1.
PS - Fuck Lou Holtz and his lisp
PSS -Can somebody check Brent Musberger's pantaloons? Dude sounded like he was shaking hands with the mayor in the booth whenever the camera is on AJ McCaron's broad....get a grip dude.
-HarryElefante

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Manti Te'bow?
Apparently the epitome of what college ball is about is some similarity these two share.....or at least so every damn article i'm reading on every sports section is saying. If there was ever an adorable cat stuck in a somewhat tall tree near either of them, I'd never hear the end of it. Bandwagon doesn't do it justice. Both are talented players with a lot of heart who, for the sake of ratings and hits, are constantly effin overrated. Tebow had a great college career, but is now strongside of the bench in NY. Surprised? Te'o doesn't seem like he's gna have that type of issue on the next level, but still...why is it "destiny" for these two to have succeeded more than anyone else? Honestly its annoying. I get you need people to read your articles....but 3 different spotlights on Te'o's lore in ND history and the luck of the irish is unnecessary even IF they beat 'Bama. As for UF....well when all else fails, mention Tebow. That ought to take away from any actual relevant convo for a while. Wtfrack man. Get off their nuts...
-Esso
Dude, fuck this movie, fuck this trailer, fuck this scary chick in it and fuck this over priced smoothie i'm sippin on right now. This trailer just fucked up my weekend so I hope it fucks up yours so i'm not alone on this.
Like....why?
-HarryElefante