Fuckin Kansas huh? Just giving the city of Ames,Iowa a nice warm plate of fuckin hope then spikin it with bath salts. The fighting Hoibergs almost pulled it off man. So damn close. You got kids crying, old white dudes trying to fuck up Bill Self and Royce White's anxiety acting up all over twitter. Fuckin Cyclones man.
Who knew they cared so much? That whole town is gonna need a high dosage of Prozac...stat
-Harry Elefante







