they say the owl was a baker's daughter

i am having a gay crisis. SHE RECOMMENDED BLUE IS THE WARMEST COLOUR TO ME. WHY DOES SHE WATCH SO MUCH LESBIAN STUFF. WHY DOES SHE COME TO WORK IN A BLAZER WEARING THE TIE I GIFTED HER. one week ago she came to the office all worked up because a lesbian flirted with her this weekend. why did she look so perturbed when i told her she reads as gay because she has a very personal femininity to her style. why did she tell me she loves her husband like a brother. why. she keeps telling me we have a very normal relationship but i'm literally constantly draped over her to the point i can tell when she swaps perfumes and she tells i'm good when i notice. she has me pluck out her chin hair when i see it yet she tells me she would feel uneasy if i was to see her naked body and she has always felt uneasy being naked in front of partner so and yet she doesn't feel that way with her husband anymore??? she told me she thinks of me lying awake in bed sometimes. she really wants me to have sex "before it's too late" and just laughs when i tell her to take one for the team. she never says no to me. i wear her clothes she gives me and people tell her i'm her daughter and her shadow and her substance double and she tells me it's a perfectly normal relationship. it feels normal!!! i can tell her everything and she can tell me everything and we're not gay!!!!!!!!!!!