post-meme impressionism

went to the grocery store yesterday and saw they had some cheddar cheese on sale. i noticed a middle aged woman filling her entire hand basket with these discounted aged cheddar blocks, hand movements frantic and eyes set with determination. i reached over and grabbed a block from the discount bin. she snapped out of her reverie and quietly asked “do you want some more?” i said no i only want one block. she looked horrified. are you sure, she asked. yeah, i responded, plunking the block in next to my spinach. she began explaining that she and her friends really like this particular cheese. she sounded horrified. she was stumbling on her own words. i left quickly, feeling like i walked into something i shouldnt have seen. a private moment between this woman and her cheeses. i hope she is doing okay and is eating her cheese. 

actually im eating my cheese now and honestly i understand her, this cheese SLAPS

Drop the cheese brand op

i am absolutely going to scream i believe i am dreaming this post; i have this same handsome man in my basement(in a dark black color) and it was only yesterday, as I walked past him, that I thought to myself it was a unit. I thought it would be comparable to other internet memes, even considered posting a picture. And here I am, 2:33 fucking am, and I see this post. I scream. The twin brother of my statue, in an unsettling concrete medium, haunts me.

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i dont even care that much about the joke here op i just wanna say this is the most skilfully rendered meme ive seen in my entire life

tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess

the earliest recorded named cat lived over 3000 years ago in egypt and was called ‘nedjem’ which means sweetie

the pet cat of prince thutmose was called ‘tai miuwette’ which means ‘little mewer’

in medieval england so many cats were given the name ‘gilbert’ that the word ‘gyb’ came to mean ‘pet cat’

OH NO

YOU MESSED UP HIS BALANCE

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved