the universe is a cruel and vexing puzzle

sam and t'challa strolling around nyc and sam pointing to every stray cat and asking t'challa “do you know him?”

T'challa pointing to every single bird and asking Sam “are you related?”

sam and scott walking around nyc, sam points to an ant and asks “do you know this one?” and scott replies “yes actually. that’s antwanette.”

Scott pounding furiously on Peter’s door in the middle of the night because a spider ate Antwanette

fucking superb you funky little felon

The Ellis family had only built the 7-foot-tall menorah… because their sons, ages 5, 7 and 9, had asked their parents if the family could decorate their home like the neighbors did for Christmas. This is America in the 21st century.  Please reblog, even if you’re not Jewish.  Especially if you’re not Jewish.  Spread awareness and let your Jewish followers know that we’re not alone.

if you think this is a grey area- i need to see you for a stern talking to if you think this is okay, like, at all- i need to see you for a stern beating if you think this is funny or to be encouraged- i need to see you for a stern teeth repossession

2017 better be nice to my mom

2018 better be nice to my mom

2019 better be nice to my mom

All I want to hear in 2019 is “congratulations”, “you have been awarded…” “we would like to offer” “you have been accepted” etc..

Speaking this into existence🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿

why these sound like 2007 computer viruses lol

reblog this and put the age you realised you were not straight in the tags