a person-shaped hyperfixation machine

Yeah I'd choose to be a magical girl, I'd just have to make sure if it's the fun, silly type of magical girl or the eternal suffering and pain type magical girl first

Demand a copy of the contract for you to read before signing! Check, double-check, TRIPLE-check, even! Know your rights! Unionize!

Reblog and put in the tags your favorite Guillermo del Toro film.

reblog and describe a movie poorly in the tags

i don't want to actually write a fic, i want to create a gross scenario that i can roll around in for forever, like a dog in a bad smell. you feel me?

Fun moviemaking fact: Tom Hardy improvised jumping in with the lobsters so they had to quickly reinforce the tank for additional takes.

Reblog and put in the tags a book you like that most people haven’t heard of.

Reblog and describe the protagonist of the last movie/show you watched, without naming who it is, in the tags. Bonus if you can name what is amazing or compelling about them

Reblog this with your unpopular headcanons about your Blorbo ♡

I don't think it's unpopular so much as "nobody really cares about it" but imo, Fjorm from Fire Emblem Heroes doesn't know how to ice skate under her own power.

Reblog and put in the tags your favorite horror video game.

Reblog with your favorite Magic: The Gathering card in the tags.

Reblog & put in the tags bands/music you consider “emo music”

Reblog & put in the tags your top 10 from your Spotify All-Time Top Songs playlist.