Harpies art

humans think of goo as such an alien thing liks its an alien staple but we use so much goo in our lives what if WE are the goo-users. shampoo. various drinks and smoothies and sauces and syrups. toothpaste. we sneeze and cough goo. we have goo for blood .

if you don’t think a woman can be your lame ass boyfriend you’re misogynous plain and simple.

You can’t just suck her dick, you also gotta cherish her

thx for putting up with my insanity, sorry i lured you with the cuteness. it was intentional

Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

boys are real btw i met one once

Catlateral Damage

feeding the cat milk out of an astray gives me big arab dad vibes 😭😭

bring out the rotating tiger

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

oh

Happy year of the tiger

HOLY SHIT

THEY'RE SELLING PUSSY AT STARBUCKS!!!!!!!!!

ancient tit fattening techniques

post the techniques op

i couldn’t fix him but i could rail him

Sometimes a factory reset via the prostate is all it takes

If you hit his prostate and uvula at the same time he takes a screenshot