my god, that was therapeutic
now i’m going back to logging in possibly every 8-14 months
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my god, that was therapeutic
now i’m going back to logging in possibly every 8-14 months

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causal reminder. also, fuck you.
i'm literally coming out of hiatus for one post and one post only to remind people that @wotnahq is the reboot of an incredibly toxic rp group.
don't be surprised if they steal your creative content and they gaslight and manipulate the fuck out of you because the admins (current admins unless Morgan/Logan actually left, but either way they’re just chickenshit for changing their aliases, as if all of the bullshit that they did was just going to go away because they’re scared of being held accountable) are toxic human beings. oh and then they'll blame you for their problems and accuse you of shit with literally no evidence because you didn't do whatever the fuck they thought you did (go figure, your little call out post that you made about me? fam, i was ROLLING because you went OFF on literally NOTHING. do you know how long it had been since i logged in to tumblr before that post????? M O N T H S). i literally had to go to therapy for years after their abusive bullshit. a big and mighty fuck you to y'all.
prove me wrong: don't go crying to your members about the bullshit that you caused. make a post condemning the toxicity that was this group before. apologise to the people who were cyberbullied by the staff and members. it's 2021. fucking be accountable and grow from your past. this group literally traumatised multiple people because of mental and emotional abuse. i honestly thought that i was going to be followed and abused in every rp community i attempted to join. again. fuck you. be fucking better. it's literally not hard. oh, and if you go crying to your members again, i literally don't give a fuck. i just needed to get this off my chest because FUCK you. FUCK this group. FUCK this community.
i'm over it, but i'm sure as hell not going to let what happened to me happen to anyone else.
again, fuck you. be fucking better. it's literally not hard. oh, and if you go crying to your members again, i literally don't give a fuck. i just needed to get this off my chest because FUCK you. FUCK this group. FUCK this community. believe me, i'm over it, but i'm sure as hell not going to let what happened to me happen to anyone else.
also:
fuck you because i literally have the screenshots of when the staff shit talked me and all collectively hoped and prayed that i wouldn’t return to school after they abused me so fucking bad that i dropped out. (spoiler: I graduate the same day that Grace did, and she walked by me all smug, but guess what bitch, I had a semester off and i was at a 4.0 for 4 semesters in a row.) and fuck you for how one of you shit talked someone who wasn’t even apart of your little middle school playground where you fucking bully people for literally no reason.
fuck you for your homophobic comments about my best friend.
fuck you for making me have to fucking write this. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you.
and fuck your chicken strips.
again, literally just prove me fucking wrong. prove to me that you’re not the chickenshit, abusive pieces of fucking shit that you were years ago. you literally just have to have the bare minimum of basic human decency and the fucking gall to hold yourselves accountable for the bullshit that you and you alone caused. that’s it.
this is off my chest now. and for the first time in four years, i’m not a PTSD-like state where i think that all of my friends are going to fucking mentally abuse me and treat actual shit better than me. those experiences were caused by you and i hope that you fucking understand that.
(one more for good measure: FUCK you.)
being a woman isn’t about the body you were born with or your feelings or your brain it’s about being haunted by this quote from margaret atwood for your entire life
“Male fantasies, male fantasies, is everything run by male fantasies? Up on a pedestal or down on your knees, it’s all a male fantasy: that you’re strong enough to take what they dish out, or else too weak to do anything about it. Even pretending you aren’t catering to male fantasies is a male fantasy: pretending you’re unseen, pretending you have a life of your own, that you can wash your feet and comb your hair unconscious of the ever-present watcher peering through the keyhole, peering through the keyhole in your own head, if nowhere else. You are a woman with a man inside watching a woman. You are your own voyeur.”
― Margaret Atwood, The Robber Bride
“I read once that we’re all just dead stars looking back up to the sky, because everything we’re made of, even the hemoglobin in our blood, comes from the moment before a star dies.” —Robyn Schneider, Extraordinary Means
Inspiration can come from anywhere. Use a quote as inspiration for your work with your own take on it. Just be sure to give credit where credit is due!
SLYTHERIN: “Tell a soul a story they want to believe and you can change the world.” –A.J. Hackwith (The Library of the Unwritten)

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That’s a good entrance, right?
if you’re a writer who only writes the start and end of your fics and then abandon the WIP because you don’t know how to do the middle parts, you are valid
Okay but if I cant do the beginning or the end either?
if you’re a writer who doesn’t know how to do jack shit, you are valid
Can I share with you my method for structure? Because I hated middles too, but now they’re no more difficult for me to plot and write than anything else. And I’m not saying it’s gospel, but you can build some pretty compelling stuff with it.
This is a little 3-act structure, but it breaks it down way further into more manageable pieces, and those pieces have some focus and tent-poles to help you along. (and I’ll be up front and say K.M. Weiland is where this method comes from, not I, and her blog digs much deeper into the method than I can here)
Your first 25% is the beginning, obviously. You set up the premise, the characters, lay the groundwork, foreshadow the ending, About half way through the first act (12%-ish), the protagonist is called to adventure - asked to not only go on a journey or complete a different goal than the one they’re already pursuing (even slow-burn coffee shop aus get this call, it’s called your OTP’s other half makes eyes at them), and in doing so, undergo a shift in themselves. But they probably turn it down, or don’t commit, or in some other way aren’t as invested as they ought to be in what’s really important. They want to pursue Their Thing and the important thing can just go away.
At the 25% mark, you run into the first plot point. At this point, the protagonist can’t turn away even if they wanted to. the antagonistic force - and note I say force, not person, it could be bad weather for all I care - punches your protagonist in the fucking face. one hit knock out. from this point on, we move into act 2.b. and into the reaction phase. your protagonist is trying to figure out what the ever loving fuck what just happened. to go back to the coffee shop au, this is your character getting flat out rejected the first time they ask the LI out and spending the next quarter of the book trying desperately to woo the love interest. but… let’s say his flaw is he’s arrogant. he does it in ways that aggrandise himself without considering what the LI wants. that’s the next quarter sorted out. about half way through this act (let’s say at like, 37%), your antagonistic force makes another move and ups the stakes, but also shows its hand a little bit and provides your protagonist with clues on why shit ain’t working. let’s say the LI is being wooed by someone else, and this rival publically drags your protagonist’s ridiculousness. this is your first pinch point.
then we get to the 50% mark, and the second plot point, midpoint. your protagonist is made aware of how fucking stupid he’s been. the truth punches him in the face. maybe the LI faces tragedy and berates your protagonist for how self-centered they’re being. the LI’s world is turning up-side down, tragedy has struck, god-damn it, and you’re prancing around going me me me? how dare you. how fucking dare you. it’s a chance for the protagonist to look clearly at themselves. and we move into act 2.b., the action phase. the protagonist has knowledge now, tools, and starts to move in the right direction, but he’s trying too hard to have the best of both worlds. he wants to be his old arrogant self but look like a good person, so he does this huge wild acts of kindness that just look like he’s trying to prove how generous he is to literally everyone. like act 2.a., part way through, the antagonistic force flexes again (at like, 63%), but this time, it’s to show what the protagonist has to lose. the protagonist … i don’t know, plans to ask the LI on a date, but, surprise! the LI has been dating the rival this entire time and the protagonist realises how much it hurts. it might be appropriate to let him have some small victory towards the end of the act, but it’s a little evil and gonna make your readers so mad, because,
then, at the 75% mark, we ruin their goddamn life. that’s right, fuckers, we’re moving into the third act and it’s all gone horribly, horribly wrong. the rival proposes and the LI says yes, literally anything, put the nail in the goddamn coffin. it’s over. doneski. fuck you all, thanks for playing, you lose!!! and this is where you really start ramping up the pace and tension. you know that climatic ending you’ve got in your head? time to pull it out and use it. up until the 90% mark, your protagonist weighs up their options, recovers, wrestles with the truth they learned at the midpoint - and decides to commit. they’re gonna be less self-centred, more humble, and using that knowledge, go into the climax and finish this thing up.
(i’m not thinking of a climax for this dumb au i made up on the spot.)
so, in summary:
act 1: set up - i’m happily ignorant
12% - a call to adventure
25% - the first plot point, where your character can’t refuse the call any more
act 2.a.: reaction - what the fuck is going on?
37% - the first pinch point, where the antagonist demonstrates their power and provides the protagonist with a clue
50% - the second plot point/midpoint, where the protagonist figures out the problem
act 2.b.: action - i know what’s going on but i want it all
63% - the second pinch point, where your protagonist realises what they’ve got to lose
75% - they lose everything
act 3: recovery - i know what to do
87% - the protagonist prepares until this point and launches into the climax
98% - resolution for reflection
this isn’t a hard and fast rule, but it is a place for you to start building the structure of your plot, helps to properly pace the plot, and helps with saggy middle syndrome. i hope it helps someone?
Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck
this worked last night lets go for round two
I really need some good luck rn
i reblogged this and a couple days later my life changed forever and i’m working with the biggest people in the music industry in my country doing my art. holy fuck
so good things keep snowballing i’mma reblog this post everytime lol
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QUESTIONS FOR YOUR OCs
What’s the maximum amount of time your character can sit still with nothing to do?
How easy is it for your character to laugh?
How do they put themselves to bed at night (reading, singing, thinking?)
How easy is it to earn their trust?
How easy is it to earn their mistrust?
Do they consider laws flexible, or immovable?
What triggers nostalgia for them, most often? Do they enjoy that feeling?
What were they told to stop/start doing most often as a child
Do they swear? Do they remember their first swear word?
What lie do they most frequently remember telling? Does it haunt them?
How do they cope with confusion (seek clarification, pretend they understand, etc)?
How do they deal with an itch found in a place they can’t quite reach?
What color do they think they look best in? Do they actually look best in that color?
What animal do they fear most?
How do they speak? Is what they say usually thought of on the spot, or do they rehearse it in their mind first?
What makes their stomach turn?
Are they easily embarrassed?
What embarrasses them?
What is their favorite number?
If they were asked to explain the difference between romantic and platonic or familial love, how would they do so?
Why do they get up in the morning?
How does jealousy manifest itself in them (they become possessive, they become aloof, etc)?
How does envy manifest itself in them (they take what they want, they become resentful, etc)?
Is sex something that they’re comfortable speaking about? To whom?
What are their thoughts on marriage?
What is their preferred mode of transportation?
What causes them to feel dread?
Would they prefer a lie over an unpleasant truth?
Do they usually live up to their own ideals?
Who do they most regret meeting?
Who are they the most glad to have met?
Do they have a go-to story in conversation? Or a joke?
Could they be considered lazy?
How hard is it for them to shake a sense of guilt?
How do they treat the things their friends come to them excited about? Are they supportive?
Do they actively seek romance, or do they wait for it to fall into their lap?
Do they have a system for remembering names, long lists of numbers, things that need to go in a certain order (like anagrams, putting things to melodies, etc)?
What memory do they revisit the most often?
How easy is it for them to ignore flaws in other people?
How sensitive are they to their own flaws?
How do they feel about children?
How badly do they want to reach their end goal?
If someone asked them to explain their sexuality, how would they do so?
QUESTIONS FOR CREATORS
A) Why are you excited about this character? B) What inspired you to create them? C) Did you have trouble figuring out where they fit in their own story? D) Have they always had the same physical appearance, or have you had to edit how they look? E) Are they someone you would get along with? Would they get along with you? F) What do you feel when you think of your OC (pride, excitement, frustration, etc)? G) What trait of theirs bothers you the most? H) What trait do you admire most? I) Do you prefer to keep them in their canon universe? J) Did you have to manipulate or exclude canon factors to allow them to create their character?
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Mermaids LOVE shoes.
Many of the materials present in footwear can withstand deep sea pressure, hence why human remains in sunken ships disappear but the shoes don’t.
When fishing up an old boot, check inside for valuables, as a mermaid may have been using it as a bag.
In multiple mermaid languages, the words for “bag” and “footwear” are interchangeable. In a sense, it’s poetic, as footwear is needed to “carry” yourself on land.
Helping send out messages across the seven seas.
sailor: oh my god…thank you for rescuing me…I owe you my life…how can I ever repay you?
mermaid: *points to his feet*
sailor: I don’t under–
mermaid: give me your shoes
sailor: what?
mermaid: GIVE ME YOUR
@cirilee
I fucking hate stuff like… I’ll just show you
So RDJ made this adorable tweet for his wife Susan
And all the comments are like? Fuckin?
Seriously like can y’all shut the fuck up for two seconds and support a man loving his wife. Your dumbass ships can’t wait?? Oh my GOD.
me: *receives text* me: i should reply to that me:

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