shsl monaka fan

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

big Fan of this new rule i just created it’s called everyone Has to be nice and kind to me forever starting Now

big Fan of this new rule i just created it’s called everyone Has to be nice and kind to me forever starting Now

big Fan of this new rule i just created it’s called everyone Has to be nice and kind to me forever starting Now

let's reintroduce "rude" to the lexicon no that person is not evil or morally bankrupt or even your enemy they're just being rude

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

i'm going to argue that chronically online and chronically on phone are two different things actually. the phone internet is different from the real internet and companies are trying desperately to make the real internet more like the phone internet... and they're sadly succeeding. hope this makes sense and if it doesn't oh well

foreplay is not the kissing right before he fucks you, foreplay is the 32 hours you spend torturing him in a shipping container before you even let him see you naked