Harmless Writing

Need a long ass german word for that moment when you're listening intently to make sure the toilet flushed properly

Guys obsessed with IQ who make crackpot theories of everything should get into TTRPGs. Go ahead and design a world buddy. And yah gotta be nice to people to get them to try it. That's better, little guy.

Still thinking about how in a book called Three Body Problem there is a big reveal that a mystery is solved by a three body problem.

A nightmare device for spooky season: Grocery store brand bagged salad, batteries included.

[as it's getting darker] damn this dawn is gonna be so lit

A nightmare device for spooky season: Bidet, Jedi mode.

A nightmare device for spooky season: Box set of Rambo DVDs. If you use the chapter select it inserts those events into your real past.

A nightmare device for spooky season: Plastic skeleton that does a little dance. But instead of a motion sensor it dances when it detects when your cancer risk has gone up by .1%.

Does the cat come to me because I lie on the couch, or do I come to the couch because the cat will lie on me? Is there free will or only Cat?

Be a smart ass, but have wise thighs.