Harley Nightmare

I have a PHD, motherfucker.

harley quinn quote starters  .   

always feel free to change pronouns!

001.   ❛  now this is funny  !   ❜

002.   ❛  look out world  ,  here i come  !    ❜

003.   ❛  why’d you stay with me all day  ?  ❜

004.   ❛  fluffy slipper attack  !  ❜

005.   ❛  i’m known to be quite vexing  ,  i’m just forewarning ya’  !  ❜

006.  ❛   i know how to make some smiles  .  .   .   ❜

007.   ❛  this time  ,  baby  ,  the jokes on you  !   ❜

008.   ❛  you think i’m just a doll  .    ❜

009.   ❛  gimme some sugar  ,  baby  !   ❜

010.   ❛  i’m going to kill you  .  .  .  for everything you’ve done to me  .  ❜

011.   ❛   why can’t a girl be nice to a guy without the mook trying to murder her  ?!    ❜

012.   ❛   oh  ,  it’s nice to be drugged and wake up handcuffed in a lair  .  ❜

013.   ❛   it’s the guy from legend  !  i love that movie  !  ❜

014.   ❛   what can I tell ya’  ?  the guy just did it for me  !  ❜

015.   ❛   we’re bad guys  .  it’s what we do  .   ❜

016.   ❛   pleased to meet’cha  !  ❜

017.   ❛   oh   ,  it’s gonna be fun kill you  .  .  .   ❜

018.   ❛   look on the bright side   -  tomorrow you’ll be feeding hundreds of hungry cats  !  ❜

019.   ❛   you really know how to put the  “ fun "  in  ” funeral “   . ❜

020.   ❛   i never felt so beautifully rendered in my entire life  !  ❜

021.   ❛   i ate thirty four candy canes and six candy bars  .  ❜

022.   ❛   have you guys heard this new taylor swift song  ?  it’s sooo good  !   ❜

023.   ❛   i’ll never understand why superman wears the same outfits every day  .  ❜

024.   ❛   i have proved i love you  !  ❜

025.   ❛   sorry .  .  .  the voices  .  i’m kidding  !    .  .  .  that’s not what they really said  .  ❜

026.   ❛   you think you’re scary  !  well  ,  i’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile .  ❜

027.   ❛   jeez  !   ❜

028.   ❛   i’d be a shame to get blood all over my nice new outfit  !   ❜

029.   ❛   love your perfume  !  what’s that  ?  the stench of death  ?  ❜

030.   ❛   wee  !  look at the pretties  !  ❜

031.   ❛   i’m bored .  .  .  play with me  .  ❜

032.   ❛   hey  ,  everyone can see all this trippy magic stuff  ,  right   ?   ❜

033.   ❛   i’m off my meds  !  ❜

034.   ❛   i’m gonna go boom … or splat  !  or boom - splat  !    ❜ 

035.   ❛   not funny  ,  creep  .  ❜

036.   ❛  he killed them  .  ❜

037.   ❛   doesn’t matter who hurt you or broke you down  ,  what matters is who made you smile again  .  ❜

038.   ❛   you’re a certified nutso  !   ❜

039.   ❛   something tells me a whole lotta people are about to die  !  ❜

040.   ❛   another night i get all dolled up and another night i get the boot  !  ❜

041.   ❛   dont'cha knock before entering a ladies boudoir  ?  ❜

042.   ❛   it’s amazing what’cha find in people’s glove compartments  !   ❜

043.   ❛   hi puddin  !  miss me  ?  ❜

044.   ❛   i’m sick of people trying to shoot me  ,  run me over  ,  or blow me up  !  ❜

045.   ❛   hey watch those hands  ,  boy wonder  !  ❜

046.   ❛   yeesh  ! you make one little mistake and they never let’cha forget  .  ❜

047.   ❛   prepare to be perforated  ,  pally  !  ❜

048.   ❛   she shoots  ,  she scores  !  ❜

049.   ❛   whoa  ,  mama  !  check out the cute hitch - hiker  !  ❜

He stole my nights, my days, my smile and my heart.