remember to be gay

yknow i know we all know and absolutely adore the rosy patch as we should but i think not enough time & art features the other rlly endearing thing which is that dan’s ears get really red too. a favorite really clear example ⬇️

I can’t wait for That Blog to come up with some bullshit if they do the meet and greet - Dan will be using she/they pronouns dressed as a BDSM furry whilst Phil will be hooked up to a ventilator to keep him alive due to all his deadly chronic illnesses. They will show That Blog the VDay video, with exclusive new content, and talk to them in depth about their sex life. Dan will reveal he’s been a top this whole time whilst Phil will defend being a bottom. They will discuss their enjoyment of pup play and how that blog was so smart to figure it all out whilst showing them multiple pictures of them kissing. That blog will gently tell them off about their house woes whilst calling them poor. Dan and Phil will nod silently and agree before telling them that they’ve been married this entire time and have adopted eight children and a dog. They have a new child on the way which they will name after that blog for being the best fan ever in existence. Then everyone will stand and cheer, proclaiming That Blog the true and rightful heir to the Phandom. 🫶

the way some of you guys are acting over this tour is insane hello??