Haranamé

Therapist: Listen, you do exist, and if you didn’t, someone would have to create you because the world would be a much sadder place.

Therapist: No.

Me: Wow.

Therapist: You’re just a fucked up bitch.

Me: I do agree with the fucked up bitch part.

Therapist: Considering what you told me and how much you wanna beat him to death, he’s not. You pretty much hate him despite knowing him for years.

Me:

Me: Why did I need to come here to realize that.

Therapist: Because that’s my job to help you to understand some stuff. Also because you’re way too kind and you would let someone punch you in the guts and still consider them as your friend while they stab you.

Therapist: Oh that’s nice!!... Oh my name is on it!!

Me: Yeah!!

Me: What-

Therapist: *turns his screen and show me THIS* 

Me: 

Me: Yeah, I went.

Therapist: Was it something you enjoyed?

Me: Mh. Yeah. Sorta.

Therapist: Did you see some bears?

Me:

Me: Jerome wh-

Me: No, I want it!!

Therapist: Finally, you’re not forcing yourself for the others! And you’re doing something you want! I’m proud of you!

Me: You’re more of a dad than my own father.

Therapist: I am not.

Me: Ooh.

Therapist: Or am I?

The secretary came to tell me that Jerome actually forgot to write me down on the appointment list.

Therapist: Oh, really, I never noticed. You know, you should turn that anger into indifference. It would help you.

Me: Like what? ‘Hey Joël wassup, I’ve been very suicidal lately last night I wanted to die. Hope you have rad vacations and the weed is good save some good kush for me, kissy kissy.’ ?

Therapist: Exactly.

Therapist: Can I touch you to prove you that you do?

Me: Dinner first.

Therapist:

Me: I’m broke.

Therapist: Oh yeah.

Therapist: You still need vacations tho.

Therapist, by text: Oh sorry. I didn’t see you.

Therapist, by text: Wait. Were you at the tattoo shop?

Therapist: So your friend lives in the same street than I?

Me: Yes. Town’s short I guess.

Therapist: Were you really going to your friend...?

Me: Yes?? Why else would I be here?

Therapist: Your appointment was this morning at 11:30am, Damien.

Me:

Me: I’m gonna get a rat and call him Jerome just to piss you off.

Therapist:

Me:

Therapist: Do you smoke?

Psychiatrist, pointing at my little shovel tattoo: Does it have a meaning?

Me: Actually yes, it’s one of the rare ones who does. I wanted to be a gravedigger for a long time but since I’m disabled I can’t. So it’s just a little funny reminder of my wish to become a gravedigger.

Psychiatrist: Until when did you want to become a gravedigger?

Me: Until 20yo I think? Yeah, from kindergarten to 20yo.

Me: But they won’t be happy.

Therapist: Be egoistic. You’re not in charge of everybody’s happiness but you’re in charge of yours. It will take times to start to say that you dislike what people are saying, it will take time to manage to say to the others when they hurt you. It’s not easy. But you’re allowed to tell people how you feel and to accept how you feel rather than bottling up.

Me: How long will it take me to manage to do it?

Me: Jerome, I’m not at every pride manifestations. I won’t even go to the pride parade this year.

Me: No, you invited me last time but I had a medical appointment so I didn’t come. But what do you exactly do in that therapy group?

Therapist: We have tea and biscuits. And we talk to each other about diverse stuffs.

Me: Oh I’d like to join then.

Therapist: And you’ll try to talk, right?

Me: ... I mostly come for the tea and the biscuits.

Me: Oh hello!!! I’m fine thanks!! And you?

Therapist: I’m sorry to cut you, but fuck capitalism, it’s bullshit and it pisses me off.

Me: ... Yeah, tell ‘em!!!

Therapist: Sorry, I suddenly needed to get this out of my chest.

WHO THE HELL IS CATHERINE TATE

GIVE ME BACK BILLIE PIPER GIVE ME BACK ROSE

And for the baby whovians confused by this post…

WHO THE HELL IS CATHERINE TATE

GIVE ME BACK BILLIE PIPER GIVE ME BACK ROSE

HAPPY 5TH BIRTHDAY, HEARTSTOPPER! (SEPTEMBER 1ST, 2016 - SEPTEMBER 1ST, 2021)

i couldn’t let this anniversary pass by, so here it is: the story so far, all condensed into 2 pages :) 

i’ve been following heartstopper since early 2017, meaning i’ve had the absolute honour of watching (nearly) all of nick and charlie’s story unfold in real time. i was 15 then (nick’s age in chapter 1!) and now i’m almost 20. it’s strange to think i grew up alongside these boys!

thank you, alice, for all the friends i’ve made because of heartstopper, all the love you continue to show for creators that are inspired by it, and, of course, for a wonderful story that is still so important to me in more ways than i can put into words. i’m glad we still have some time with nick and charlie left.

To start off this year, I'm going to share with you some interesting facts about the United Kingdom.

1. Great Britain isn't the United Kingdom. This is commonly mistaken. Great Britain and the United Kingdom are two different things: while the UK includes Northern Ireland, Great Britain doesn't!

2. Tea is the most famous drink among British people. It is estimated that they drink 165 million cups of tea every day.

3. Ancient languages are still spoken. The UK has four Celtic languages which are still recognised in the modern day: Scottish Gaelic, Irish Gaelic, Welsh and Breton.

4. London has the largest library in the world. It is the British Library in King's Cross and it has over 170 million items.

5. Stonehenge is older than the Pyramids. Stonehenge is located in the south of England and it was created around 3000BC.

6. Golf is Scotland's national sport. The sport is believed to have been invented in St. Andrews in the 15th century.

At first, you must understand that the French kiss is meant to be a tradition, so there are rules to it. But these rules varies from regions to regions.

The two most important rules are :

-How many times you do it. Because no, if you don't live in Bretagne (crepe & salted butter's home) or in Les deux sèvres (Bommers home) you do it more than once. The most comon is one on each cheek, but if you live near Marseille, you may find yourself kissing three times. Where I live, near Nantes, four times is standart. If you live in Corsica, you kiss five times.

-Which cheek do you start with. Yes this is a rule. Basically, if you're in the north and the west of France, you start by the other person's left and in the south and east you start by the right one.