new jersey

“haha what a riot” i say, my smile twitches nervously and i’m sweating, looking out of the window. the people are coming for me. i’m louis xvi

“I was in Wisconsin and 12 when Princess Diana and her lover Dodi Al-Fayed were killed in Paris. You can feel the T.V., it’s warm.”

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

These trees appear to be judging me.

They are, but the owls are beautiful

dis poor cat;;;;

if she’s your girl then why’d she tranq me tag my ear then release me back for scientific observation

prince zuko got you all out here thinking every dark haired antagonist boy is gonna do right in the end when zuzu was the exception not the rule

I really wish it weren’t though? I think it’s really telling that a lot of people like redemption arcs because we want to see people be good despite their pasts. The fact that there are so little redemption arcs in media is very upsetting because it just sends the message that people can’t change which we know is not true. I absolutely don’t mean this for characters like Kylo Ren though lol

you’re right and you should say it

reblog for noises

Bengal Simulator 2017

Sing me the song of your people, small furry demon

Tumblr censorship committee: “Is this a male nipple or a female nipple???”

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

This is sO GOOD

never gets old