nerdherd

I need a shirt or hat that says DON'T DO ANYTHING TO ME

When i don’t post for a few minutes thats me moving in SILENCE. Know that i’m moving in silence in those moments.

batshit normal

i feel like one singular sesame seed. in this big wide world.

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

Tbh I don't understand anyone who denies their favorite character's flaws and acts like they've never done anything wrong when that is like consistently the most interesting part of any character ever

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

does anyone know how to respond when people text you

social energy life hacks

talking with my friends who i love strategy & guide

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid